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PRETTYnLOVE

1. PRETTYnLOVE
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 1:53pm UTC
   When youre in an elevator #2
   When the doors close announce to the others, " It's okay, no need to panic, they will open again!"
   
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2. PRETTYnLOVE
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   June 30, 2013 6:44pm UTC
   They say you should never hit anyone in anger. When is is a good time? Whe you're feeling festive?
   
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3. PRETTYnLOVE
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   June 30, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   Laziness is nothing more than a habit of resting before you are tired.
   
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4. PRETTYnLOVE
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   June 30, 2013 6:19pm UTC
   When your in an elevator #1
   Drop a pen on the floor and wait till somone picks it up and then scream, "THAT'S MINE!"
   
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5. PRETTYnLOVE
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   June 30, 2013 6:16pm UTC
   I would like to insult you, but you wouldn't understand me.
   
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6. PRETTYnLOVE
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   June 30, 2013 1:10pm UTC
   Cashier: Will this be all today?
   Me: No. Hold my spot in line will you, while I go grab more?
   
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7. PRETTYnLOVE
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   June 7, 2013 8:03pm UTC
   Worry not that no one knows of you; see to be worth knowing
   
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8. PRETTYnLOVE
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   June 6, 2013 10:06pm UTC
   Somtimes I wonder why I don't have a boyfried then I remember the fact that I walk around the house with a basket on my back saying " LOOK! I'm a turtle!!"
   
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9. PRETTYnLOVE
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   May 27, 2013 12:05pm UTC
   Me then: Oh my god I got a 50% on my test my moms going to kill me!
   Me now: WHO ALL FAILED THIS TEST? HIGHFIVE!
   
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10. PRETTYnLOVE
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    April 29, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    away we sail in serch of our selves and leaving the ones we want to be behind and forgotton
    
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11. PRETTYnLOVE
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    April 20, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    prove them wrong
    
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12. PRETTYnLOVE
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    April 11, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I write only because there is a voice inside me that will not be still
    
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13. PRETTYnLOVE
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    April 6, 2013 11:10am UTC
    be with someone that makes you very happy.
    
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14. PRETTYnLOVE
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    April 6, 2013 10:59am UTC
    love is not about the amount of times you say 'I love you' it is the amount of times you prove that it is true.
    
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15. PRETTYnLOVE
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    April 6, 2013 10:46am UTC
    i think in a past life i was a cat
    
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16. PRETTYnLOVE
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    March 17, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    *me doing my hair in the bathroom*
    *sister walks in*
    Sister: I need to pee.
    Me: Well good luck using the kitchen sink.
    
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17. PRETTYnLOVE
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    February 23, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Tell someone you love them today.Because life is to short. But shout it at them in German Because life is also terrifying and confusing
    nmq
    
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18. PRETTYnLOVE
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    February 2, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Saying: "Can we still be firends?"
    Is like saying: "The dog died but we can still keep it."
    
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19. PRETTYnLOVE
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    February 2, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    Me:*Falls down in the hallway*
    Random kid I dont know: "are you ok?"
    Me: *gets up and starts walking away*
    Kid: *yells* "are you ok?!?!"
    Me: "Can we pretend you didnt see that?"
    kid: " I dont know you" *starts walking away*
    Me: 0_o
    
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20. PRETTYnLOVE
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    January 13, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    This is when I start to feel like my life really is a fail....
    I got excited that I now know how to use format on Witty... Social FAIL.
    
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