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OriginalAsCanBe

1. OriginalAsCanBe
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 6:02pm UTC
   'Cause I've seen more spine in Jellyfish.
   I've seen more guts in 11 year old kids.
   have another drink and drive yourself home. i hope there's ice on all the roads. and you think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the
   windshield.
   
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2. OriginalAsCanBe
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 6:19pm UTC
   TODAY I MADE A QUOTE THAT SAID
   "YOU DESERVED IT"
   I WAS TALKING ABOUT BIN LADEN. MY FAMILY DIED IN 9/11 AND I WAS SAYING HE DESERVED TO BE KILLED.
   THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL BAD WITTY.
   
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3. OriginalAsCanBe
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   September 1, 2010 9:29pm UTC
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4. OriginalAsCanBe
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2010 4:43pm UTC
   first day of school,
   walking into a class,
   seeing whos in it, and
   thinking you've got to be f●●king kidding me. ♥
   
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5. OriginalAsCanBe
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 6:08pm UTC
   The Walk Of Shame When You
   Throw A Paper Ball At The
   Bin And Miss.
   
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6. OriginalAsCanBe
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 6:07pm UTC
   " Your Parents Are Nice "
   " Hah , You Should See Them When
   You're Not Here. "
   don't jock this please.
   
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7. OriginalAsCanBe
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2010 5:54pm UTC
   The White Kid That Always Says,
   "It's because I'm BLACK isn't it!!?"
   m i n e !
   
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8. OriginalAsCanBe
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2010 6:53pm UTC
   Black people started wearing
   their pants down low, white people called this "s aggin"
   s p el l s aggi n bac kw a r ds
   those sneaky white people... (;
   
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9. OriginalAsCanBe
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2010 10:10pm UTC
   (touches something sticky)
   "eww gross get it off!"
   (whipes it on the person next to them)
   "dude wtf"
   mine mine mine mine mine
   
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10. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 10:25am UTC
    I hate it when cute guys have perfecthair
    and then, they cut it.
    mine.
    
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11. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 8:41pm UTC
    "Fine send it!"
    but if he thinks it's weird, I'm telling him it was you...
    mine.
    
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12. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    fake
    is the new trend i guess.
    mine
    
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13. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 8:20pm UTC
    "Hey! Are you hurt?!?!!!?!!?"
    no, i'm bleeding because it's fun!
    ♥
    
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14. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 8:19pm UTC
    TEXTING + FACEBOOK
    =TEXTBOOK
    THAT MUST MEAN I'M STUDYING
    awesoomme.
    mine hoes[=
    
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15. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    i wish love was like volleyball.
    ///////////////////// you call "MINE!" and everyone else backs off. « - - - - - - -
    mine
    
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16. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 5:44pm UTC
    Sweety,
    that's a s h i r t not a dress /
    mine.
    
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17. OriginalAsCanBe
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    August 16, 2010 4:59pm UTC
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18. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    ☐ Single.
    ☐ Taken.
    ☑ On Witty.
    mine.
    
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19. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 4:47pm UTC
    Girlfriend: What does call of duty have that I dont?
    Boyfriend: A mute button.
    
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20. OriginalAsCanBe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 4:45pm UTC
    TELL . HER . SHE'S . PRETTY
    hold her hand
    [KISS HER WHEN SHE'S ANGRY]
    p l a y w i t h [ h e r h a i r ]
    *let her fall asleep in your arms*
    kiss ♥ her ♥ in ♥ the ♥ rain
    tell her you love her
    BUT HERE'S THE CATCH;
    you actually have to mean it.
    mine.
    
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