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lemon.cake*
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November 1, 2013 9:29pm UTC

Did you know that the water you drink contains H2O, which is another ingredient found in toilets. We should watch what we drink.

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elephants_are_cool*
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November 1, 2013 9:58pm UTC

the problem with ending an argument is that the other person thinks you stopped arguing because you ran out of things to say but actually its because the other person is too stupid to understand

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elephants_are_cool*
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November 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC

when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead
are u kidding me

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 31, 2013 9:02pm UTC

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
-i sh//it you not
-you feel me
-no but get this
-i’m just sayin
-let me explain you a thing
-and yeah

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vanilla_shortcake
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October 31, 2013 7:21am UTC

Happy Halloween!
Everyone x
Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

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gab*
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October 29, 2013 6:13pm UTC

how do some kids get away with calling their mother sh.t like 'stupid b.tch' in front of her face??? if all i said was 'leave me alone' to my parents i'd get grounded for 2 weeks

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 30, 2013 8:14pm UTC

I pretend I don't care but deep down I really still don't care

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midnight*
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September 21, 2013 5:03pm UTC

AlwaysxAxDreamer
her quotes are absolutely hilarious and she is so sweet! She deserves like tons of followers.
go checkout her profile!!
<3

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 28, 2013 2:49pm UTC

to be popular on the internet you basically just have to say the most awkward things which you would just not say out loud

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 28, 2013 2:42pm UTC

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin your life*

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC

exit the womb they said
life will be great they said

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 6:16pm UTC

1. Heck
Where you go if you don't believe in Gosh

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 20, 2013 3:10pm UTC

"why are you awake at three in the morning"
asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 20, 2013 3:24pm UTC

i hate when you're not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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Papaute
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October 17, 2013 2:32pm UTC

when boys have an argument :
-forget you bro
-no man
-*punches*
2 weeks later
-sup
-sup!
When girls have an argument:
- you are a stupid ugly cow and a complete slAg!!! no one likes you and you will go out with any boy because you're desparate and your ugly like your clothes they are so last month!! i hate you
- yeah well atleast i can get a boyfriend your so ugly no one will go out with you. my clothes are designer and yours are from a charity store. no make up could hide all your uglyness. go die before i kill you, B|tch
-*pulls hair*
2 weeks later
- ughhhh slAgg
- ughhhh b|tch

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Once I tried to understand a person
it didn't go very well
100% DO NOT RECOMMEND

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC

I have actually just given up on trying to undertsand
humans its just too confusing and pointless

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bonbon
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October 15, 2013 1:49pm UTC

im actually really scared that one day
i might be accused of something I didn't do and have to go to prison for it

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 15, 2013 5:57pm UTC

u think being a fangirl is easy
u think its fun to see a photo of them and fall down and cry and throw yourself out the window
u think i wanted this
u think i asked for this
u dont know me
u dont know anything

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