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November 24, 2012 11:19pm UTC

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osnapitzdanni*
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November 24, 2012 11:14pm UTC

Regina: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.

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osnapitzdanni*
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November 23, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Me: *Playing my piano badly* *pushing random keys* I'm picasso!
Friend: You're what? Picasso? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Me: I ment Beethoven!
Friend: *dies of laughter*
Epic Fail by me. Still laughing about it hahahahah ;)
Fave if you get it ;)

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osnapitzdanni*
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November 17, 2012 1:21am UTC

Friend: Is it the rejection hotline *reads phone number*
Me: God, I'm not rejecting you, I'm saying yes to this dress.
:)

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osnapitzdanni*
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November 9, 2012 11:44pm UTC

Me:*On Wattpad reading a story and not paying attention*
Friend: *Is saying something*
Me: Wait what?
Friend: Nevermind
Me: Wait what?
Friend: I was saying "My screen wont go diaoooooown," then I was like "I said that weird." (She said down like diaaaaaooooooowwwwwwwn) "Diaaaooowwwn"
Me: Pfttt.... hahahhahahahahahhahahahahah
True Story. Happened like 2 seconds ago.

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osnapitzdanni*
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November 9, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Me: It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!
Friend: Pffft.... Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahha

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osnapitzdanni*
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November 9, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Me: Do you think my fanfic is good?
Friend: Yeah, I do. *Staring at computer with blank face*
Me: Cause I think it sucks
Friend: *Still staring at computer* Uh-huh.
Me: Wait what?
Friend:
Me: Did you hear what I said?
Friend: Uhm, Yeah. *Still on computer*
Me: You said my fanfic was good then you agreed with me saying it sucked.
Friend:Oh! I was waiting for Witty to load and I wasn't paying attention. I think its good.
Me:Okay...
True Story. It happened like 5 seconds ago.

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osnapitzdanni*
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November 9, 2012 12:05am UTC

Harry's Fresh Prince ;)
In Cheshire, England born and raised,
In a bakery is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
and playin some soccer outside of my school.
When a couple of lads, they were up to no good,
started bein' cheeky in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom protested,
she said "You're goin' off to London to join One Direction!"
By: Dani Walker
OhsnapitzDani
;)

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osnapitzdanni*
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October 24, 2012 10:50pm UTC

I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her. - Alice Cullen

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osnapitzdanni*
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October 24, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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osnapitzdanni*
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October 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC

"'And four for Glen Coco. You go Glen Coco!'
'Is there a *says like Cat-ie* Cady Heron in here?'
'It's Cady.'
'Oh and one for you Cady'
'*quietly* Um..'
'*says quickly* And none for Gretchen Wieners.'"

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osnapitzdanni*
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October 22, 2012 11:04pm UTC

"If you don't love yourself, How the hell are you gonna love somebody else?" - RuPaul

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osnapitzdanni*
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October 22, 2012 10:55pm UTC

And four for Glen Coco, You go Glen Coco!

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osnapitzdanni*
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October 14, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Girl in my class: One Direction is stupid, they are like the Jonas Brothers.
Me: Just, just, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
True story. :)

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