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OhEmGee

1. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2011 12:17pm UTC
   Today,
   I was singing banana pancakes in the shower.
   Baby, you hardly even notice
   When I try to show you this
   Song is meant to keep you
   From doing what you're supposed to.
   Oh the irony!
   -_-
   
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2. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 11:47am UTC
   Beauty
   is NOT measured in the size of your boobs.
   
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3. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 11:20am UTC
   Boy, Sometimes, I wish I could read your mind to know how you feel about me
   ♥
   
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4. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2011 12:15pm UTC
   Having you, was not what i expected to happen;
   Loving you was not what I intended to do.
   Keeping you was never my motive.
   But falling so deeply
   in love, was what i
   ended up in!
   nmf
   
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5. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2011 12:04pm UTC
   & today,i saw a butterfly without wings. i felt bad for it, so i poured some redbull on it xD
   />
   
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6. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2011 6:00am UTC
   Dont you ever wish
   that when a boy sees you,
   He' d go " DAMN.♡
   She's Beautiful"♡
   />
   
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7. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2011 12:00am UTC
   Dear DinoZeeZee,
   Do you remember when we were.
   Sitting there painting that wall,
   You splattered Paint on meee for the first time
   You made a mess outta my fav brand new Skinny jeans,
   You are the bestest friend, That i ever Haaaaad!
   Sincerely,
   OhEmGee
   ♥
   />
   
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8. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 2:38pm UTC
   That Awkward moment when Willow smith goes bald and she cant 'whip her hair back and forth '
   ;D
   ♥
   F
   
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9. OhEmGee
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2010 7:26am UTC
   Don't Rush 2 Fall in Love,
   Love never Runs Out.
   Even If Somebody Asks Me, why am I Single,
   I Just tell them
   "God is busy writing The Best love Story For Me"
   ~♥~
   
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10. OhEmGee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 12:08pm UTC
    HugsNotDrugs
    ♥
    
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11. OhEmGee
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 9:39am UTC
    To Be Together,
    First, You need ||To-Get-Her.||
    :D
    Mine, No Jocking. But sorry if it's already here
    
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12. OhEmGee
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 12:21pm UTC
    Today my dad & I were watching Ben 10.
    & suddenly, Ben started to fight.
    My dad bet me 20 bucks that Ben would lose.
    I earned 20 bucks that day.
    & found out how awesome my dad was.
    MLIA.
    
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