OfficialWittyPolice

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I am the Witty Police.
I block haters and improve witty for all.
Follow in my footsteps and STOP HATE
XO

OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:53pm UTC

look forward to little things
Dance moms on in five minutes :)

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 8:56am UTC

Touch the smily with your finger
:) & highlight
& Smile beautiful :)

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 8:53am UTC

I love test questions like this
:)
❒ It is yellow
❒ It's a smily face
❒ All of the above

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 8:46am UTC

Fave
To show those who need it that they aren't alone
Fave or comment if you've ever felt
hurt
felt alone
been excluded
cut
harmed yourself
had an eating disorder
attempted suicide
Been bullied
Needed someone to talk to
I'm Here for you... And so are all of us wittians

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 9:59am UTC

FOLLOW THIS AWESOME GIRL!
Follow Younglove13
You will get at least 2 followers back *** I promise

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 9:52am UTC

Follow this awesome chica --- You're gauranteed atleast 2 followers back
QUOTESFROMTHECORE

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 9:11am UTC

Witty Shoutout
Please comment, and talk to
gocrazy22598
Follow her, and you'll get two followers back!

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 9:06am UTC

Weekly Witty Shoutout
Follow this person & They'll follow back. I'll follow you too. Two-for-one deal right?
laxgirl4life
*If you participate, you can be featured right after this, so comment*

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Please Read! Long but worth it!!
I am part of a lost generation
and I refuse to believe that
I can change the world
I realize this may be a shock but
"Happiness comes from within"
is a lie, and
"Money will make me happy."
So in 30 years I will tell my children
they are not the most important thing in my life
My employer will know that
I have my priorities straight because
work
is more important than
family
I tell you this
Once upon a time
Families stayed together
but this will not be true in my era
This is a quick fix society
Experts tell me
30 years from now, I will be celebrating the 10th
anniversary of my divorce
I do not concede that
I will live in a country of my own making
In the future
Environmental destruction will be the norm
No longer can it be said that
My peers and I care about this earth
It will be evident that
My generation is apathetic and lethargic
It is foolish to presume that
There is hope.
Please read this backwards!

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 6:39pm UTC

This person inspires me:
Please follow
almostforever
If you do. Comment, I'll follow you
Therefore you'll get two-for-one follows haha

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Can we be fixed?
I am part of the lost generation
I refuse to believe it but;
Our generation is full of bullies, stalkers and childhood obesity
We can change that
NO
& This is coming true, unless we reverse it
Read This BACKWARDS now

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 9:08pm UTC

& I just don't understand
How someone could write
"You're not this, I hate that,"
<3 - Against Bullying

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 5:16pm UTC

What makes me happy?
Yes, Cake, friends, clothes, make-up, shopping, food, eating, leaving school ect...
Other People happy
A l w a y s l e a v e s m e m y h a p p i e s t

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OfficialWittyPolice
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Follow Me
J o i n i n t h i s r e v o l u t i o n
Against Hate
'Fave' if you're against HATE

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