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Oakdragon

1. Oakdragon
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   July 15, 2007 5:35pm UTC
   YOU ARE A SHAPIST!
   
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2. Oakdragon
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   June 16, 2007 9:30am UTC
   i like cheese, i hate meat, and i hate you
   
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3. Oakdragon
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   June 7, 2007 5:32pm UTC
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4. Oakdragon
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   June 7, 2007 5:29pm UTC
   When I get a new book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish, I know how it comes out. That, my friend, is a dark side.
   
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5. Oakdragon
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   June 7, 2007 5:26pm UTC
   Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb
   
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6. Oakdragon
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   June 7, 2007 5:25pm UTC
   Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.
   
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7. Oakdragon
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   June 7, 2007 5:25pm UTC
   Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.
   
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8. Oakdragon
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   June 7, 2007 5:25pm UTC
   Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
   
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9. Oakdragon
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   June 7, 2007 5:24pm UTC
   When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before
   
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10. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:21pm UTC
    How to please a woman? Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say...How to please a Man? Show up naked, bring beer.
    
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11. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:20pm UTC
    I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.
    
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12. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:18pm UTC
    How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
    
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13. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:16pm UTC
    Maybe this world is another planet's Hell...
    
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14. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:16pm UTC
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15. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:15pm UTC
    Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck
    
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16. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:13pm UTC
    A young man, a poet,
    was searching for a lore,
    when he heard a crack like a gunshot,
    and he was dead upon the floor.
    i made this touch and die
    
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17. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:11pm UTC
    The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds.
    - K. C. Buffington
    
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18. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:11pm UTC
    The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds.
    - K. C. Buffington
    
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19. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:10pm UTC
    A cat sleeping on your bed is a far more pleasant companion than a ninety-pound Labrador with bad breath. Furthermore, cats do not snore or break wind.
    - H. Monger Burdock
    
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20. Oakdragon
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    June 7, 2007 5:04pm UTC
    Why drink & drive when you can smoke & fly?
    
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