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_Jannette
posted a quote
August 26, 2014 5:05pm UTC

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I eat pizza.
Because they say
"you are what you eat"
and I want to be the best thing ever

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HakunaaMatata
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January 20, 2014 8:08pm UTC

Calling someone stupid
doesn't make you any smarter.

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spence*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Teachers gain like 30 cool points when they yell at
that one kid everyone hates

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 9:13pm UTC

Period: WAKE UP, YOU'VE GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How about an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your tic tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: For dinner, you're eating an entire bag of Reece's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: You didn't like that new pair of underwear, right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Math really isn't one of my strengths
4+4=I h9 my life

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 10:43pm UTC

Last year,
I stopped at a flower shop to order flowers for my mother who lives 200 miles away. As I got out of my car I noticed a young girl sitting on the curb crying.
I asked her whats wrong and she siad "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother but I only have 25 cents and a rose costs 2 dollars."
I smiled and told her I'd buy her a rose. After I bought her a rose and ordered my moms flowers, I offered the girl a ride home. She said "yes please! Can you take me to my mother?" She directed me to a cemetery where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.... I was in shock and after I drove the girl home I went back to the flower shop, canceled my order, picked up a bouquet and drove 200 miles to my mothers house at 9:30 at night....
I'll always respect the number one woman in my life.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 7:51pm UTC

I heard that drinking too much Starbucks
Can cause a latte problems.

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kristabff
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September 14, 2013 8:33pm UTC

This kid in my grade posted
a picture of his mcdonald's cup with two straws on Instgram and he wrote:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two straws when you order one drink"
and this other kid wrote underneath that caption:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two chins when you order one Big Mac"
and i'm dEAD HOLY CRAP HAHA

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 4:38pm UTC

How to put on skinny jeans:
1. Grab belt loops
2. Jump around like a bunny
3. Twerk for a few minutes
4. Lunge left
5. Lunge right

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Don't you ever say
that I just walked away
♥ I will always want you ♥

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Gymnasts are so rude.
They're always flipping people off.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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TakingTheLibertyWalk
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 5:38pm UTC

“ Just get up and try, try again.

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posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:39pm UTC

The day I met you, my life changed...
the way you make me feel is hard to explain. You make me smle in a special kind
of way. you make me fall deeper in love everyday. ♥

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Today I had a class assignment to write a description of my best friend.
And knowing me I have no real friends so I literally wrote about another Wittian who probably doesn't even like me. Dear Lord I need some friends fast.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 7:58pm UTC

*Been on Witty for
2 years*
*Still Unknown*

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spence*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:26pm UTC

don't you hate it
when people make a joke about you, about something
you're actually incredibly insecure about and they don't
realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest,
because it hurts so much and brings up memories you'd
rather forget. but you can't say anything, because then
people would know your weaknesses. they'd know how
insecure you really are. so instead you just laugh it off,
and hide the pain you feel inside.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:27pm UTC

I'm pretty sure
that I could write my entire life story in song lyrics.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Today
I wrote the names of my best friends all
over my legs and wrists. I did this because
if I want to start cutting again
I'd know who's actually hurting.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 12:39pm UTC

I'm sorry for being annoying.
I'm sorry for being depressed.
I'm sorry for being quiet.
I'm sorry for being different.
I'm sorry for being imperfect.
I'm sorry for being a failure.
I'm sorry, ok!?
How many times do I have to apologize to you!?

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