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  1. ox_confusedd_xo ox_confusedd_xo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 9:46pm UTC
    a friend . . . . . . . . . . .
    . . . . someone who understands
    . . . . what your saying ..................
    . . . . even when your not talking .
    . . . . . . . . . . . .
    credit to whoever (:

  2. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 10:58am UTC
    S M T 'W T F' S
    There's x alittle x 'W T F' x moment x in x everyone's x week (:
    Haha! true xD
    credit for edit
    add if you like<3

  3. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 10:04am UTC
    She loads on the makeup,
    buys the expensive clothes,
    fakes a smile,
    && struts down the school hallway,
    just trying to impress that one guy,
    who'll never even care.
    pin


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 3:07pm UTC
    E|aE|aE|
    I've never gotten flowers from a boy
    and I'm afraid the first one that does
    I'll never fall out of love with
    E|aE|aE|

  6. xwildcatsxunity2 xwildcatsxunity2
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 9:44am UTC
    Why is it that *
    e v e r y t h i n g g o o d s t a r t s t o h a p p e n
    x___________when summer's almost over?___________
    not mine
    changed the words

  7. mxaxrxyxkxaxtxex333 mxaxrxyxkxaxtxex333
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 9:44pm UTC
    today...
    i was sitting at the dinner table with my WHOLE family,
    we were eating asparagus covered in cheese, my picky cousin looks down at her plate and scoffs, "i better enjoy this,"
    My four year old brother laughs, "thats what she said,"
    MLIA

  8. simplelovexx simplelovexx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 10:08am UTC
    it's all fun and games..
    until someone gets hurt.
    then it's just hilarious. (:
    haha not mine.
    saw it on someone's shirt :P

  9. whoaaitsGRACIE whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    LMAO MOMENT #3
    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.
    "she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale."
    :)
    heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
    i'll give you creditt and follow you!
    thankss! :)

  10. ilysilly2 ilysilly2
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 11:49pm UTC
    well iPhone
    what about heartbreak?
    is there an app for that? </3.
    *i was watching an iPhone commercial and it came to me.

  11. xmaryyx xmaryyx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 9:03pm UTC
    There's something about his smile, the way
    it gets stuck in my mind.
    And when he laughs, I can't help but
    laugh along.
    I c o u l d g e t l o s t i n h i s e y e s.
    The way he's always looking out for me,
    caring and loving and sweet,
    he's just amazing. I think I'm falling in love.

  12. SierraAshlea10 SierraAshlea10
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 12:44am UTC
    Paitent's name:
    Quality music
    Status:
    deceased :(
    Cause of death:
    m i l e y c y r u s

  13. Minnie0929 Minnie0929
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 12:49am UTC
    I’LL ADMIT I’M HOT.
    But don't blame me for global warming. ;]

  14. _flythedistance _flythedistance
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 9:33am UTC
    I replace your girlfriend with fruit by the foot
    . . .
    ohhh would you like some ice for that burn?

  15. xoBROKENhearted xoBROKENhearted
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 10:17pm UTC
    Guess what? I'm sorry.
    I'm sorry i'm not a size zero like she is.
    I'm sorry i'm stubborn, and i'm sorry
    I like being around you. I'm sorry I don't
    like wearing make-up, and I'm sorry I
    don't do my hair, every single morning.
    I'm sorry i like wearing sweats, more
    than I like wearing jeans. I'm sorry I
    vent my feelings [[too much]]« I'm sorry
    i'm not the skinniest cheerleader on
    my team. Sorry I don't have long,
    flowing, blonde hair. I'm sorry I like
    to eat food. I'm sorry I take crazy pictures
    with my best friends. Sorry I like to be
    myself. Sorry I'm not her. &Maybe, just
    maybe, someday, you'll be just as sorry,
    t o o __________________________x

  16. iLOLatYOU iLOLatYOU
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 10:29am UTC
    && I hate it when
    m y m o m a s k s m e, "w i l l
    there be boys at this party ? "
    "no mom, it's a nun party. don't worry.."

  17. fearless__ fearless__
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    ITs HarD wHen someone Dies.
    ` - - - > its hard to realize that
    you will never see the person you love again
    x you think you will wake up and they will be there
    b u t t h e y w o n ' t x x x
    you x will x remember x all x the x memories x you x had
    b u t t h e r e w i l l n e v er b e a n y n e w o n e s
    -- > it's a hard feeling to understand;
    kinda like you're empty inside < --
    oryoulostsomethingthatyouwillneverfindagain
    ITs HarD wHen someone Dies
    x but you just have to live through it
    -- All Credit
    -- R.I.P Grandpa
    April 3, 1937 - August 10, 2009

  18. ErinBear22 ErinBear22
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 7:02pm UTC
    I smile up to the sky
    and know you are watching over me<3
    complete credit to crazygirll37
    loved it. my edit.

  19. singer101ht singer101ht
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 9:29pm UTC
    . it's life , it's a .
    x r o l l e r c o a s t e r x
    . . . and sometime's you go . . .
    x o f f x t h e x t r a c k s x
    - J o n x G o s s e l i n -

  20. singer101ht singer101ht
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 3:58am UTC
    :: Today, I found an ant on a piece of paper. ::
    I got bxoxrxexd, so I started drawing
    :___circles___: around it with a marker.
    The ant thought it was
    x___x___x____x___trapped___x___x____x____x
    in the circle.
    It amused me for [ at least half an hour. ]
    MLIA.

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