Nylia

Status: Epic is my name and Partying is my game

Member Since: 30 Jan 2013 05:40pm

Last Seen: 4 Feb 2017 06:49pm

Birthday: September 26

Location: Anywhere but ur mums house :)

Gender: F

user id: 348483

31 Quotes
182 Favorites
53 Following
26 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair ^beta

follow block report

Hello wittians my name is Ailyn but i chose Nylia because my friend Brianna made it up.Nylia is pronounced (Ni-Lea) you probly figured out that Nylia backwords is Ailyn
I like music and Pop tarts . After many many years of working out i gaind 13 lbs and a six pack of pudding cups my actual intention was to lose wait but oh well im pretty skiny anyway :)
I like highlighters because they make things pop and make things important
so i guess u could call me a highlighter
some of my favorite artists are Ed Sherran,The Script,The Fray,One Republic,Beyonce&Me no im just kidding i cant sing or dance or do anything really.....Except eat,draw and be lazy with my friend madison and her pet snail
I hate slugs and snails actually when i was little i used to poor salt on them and watch them melt but their just discusting and squshy
so ya thats pretty much me stay tuned for more of your fun loving but serious friend you never had

Nylia
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Is it only me or do singers look like they're makingout with their microphones

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Nylia
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Sometimes....
when my hair gets in my face i
mistake it as a bug so i try to run
from it. There i am screaming
"It's following me!"
can i look any crazier?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Nylia
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Is it only me that mistakes the ads as qoutes? :P

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

Nylia
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 7:44pm UTC

if i could ask Almond milk one question i would ask
"How the heck do you milk a almond?"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:38am UTC

I woke up this morning thinking birds were singing outside my window
turnsout it was just my dog barking at her shadow
life is to good to be true
(:

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:31am UTC

To get to the top
You have to kiss the bottom

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Nylia
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:09am UTC

Brother: Mommy im bleeding i need a bandaid
Mommy: Sorry sweety we dont have any
Brother: Yes we do, There's s some right their
(points at Maxi Pads)
Me: yep those are bandaids alright ,there just not for you
Brother: Shut up,I was talking to mommy. Mommy you will let me use them right?
Mommy:.................

👍 this is good · read the comments · 15 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Did you just slap me in the face?
No i just gave your face a half five
:)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Me:*looks at someone's test to see if they got the wrong answers so i could laugh at there dumbness *
Me:*getting caught*
Teacher:Ailyn are you cheating?
Me:oh no you got it all wrong ,ya see i was trying to see if she had the wrong answers
Teacher :??????
next day
i got a 0
the other girl got a 100

👍 this is good · read the comments · 25 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 7:11pm UTC

If u look close enough u will find
a WE in YOU and ME <3

👍 this is good · read the comments · 5 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 9:26am UTC

(Brother playing on tablet)
Brother: yes! I won!!
Brother: You Can watch me if u want
Me: Um well I-
Brother:U better watch me play!!, butt if u can't that's ok too
Me: (in the corner terrified)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Nylia
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 9:07am UTC

I walked by my brothers room and this is what i heard
Brother#1: stop stop!!
Brother#2: I'll never ever stop!
Brother#1: But you do it to hard
Me: uh guys? what's going on?
Brother#1: He keeps punching me
Me: ???????

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 3:46pm UTC

I am sad,mad,happy,exited,neutral and any other expression out there all at the same time
I get mad easily and one second I'm laughing the next I'm crying.
most girls have to deal with this
the sad thing is all we can do is
blame it on hormones:)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 2:07pm UTC

i dont understand the boys in my school there definition of swag is: sag your pants as low as u can and walk like you have sand in ur pants.
i dont know about you girls out there but i dont consider butt crack attractive

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:51am UTC

*Katey, Lacie, and I talking in class about Tampons*
Katey-"When someones asks you....whats wrong with you? someone shove something up your butt....and your like yeah! a Tampond"
Lacie and I- *BUST OUT LAUGHING!!*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Setting:*guy riding a Farrari drinking rootbeer * (covering the word root)
Guy:*singing*" They see me rollin and hatin"
Police man: Sir is that Beer in ur hand?
Guy: *whispers*"I need to tell u a little secret this is actually rootbeer not a beer.this is all for show :)
Police man: sir this isn't ur car... is it
Guy: Um.......Well I cant say......
Police man:Sir are u wearing sun glasses.... it's cloudy outside
Guy: I told you it's all for show. now if u excuse me *puts shades back on* "they see me rollin and hatin
Police man : sir ur coming with me
Guy: Sigh so much for trying to be cool :(

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Im one of those girls who say "oww!" when i brake my pencil led say sorry to the walls i bump into :P

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Nylia
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:47pm UTC

If your one of those girls out there that only has a pillow to cuddel with on V-Day then fav this quote <3
......... your mum dosent count :)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:37pm UTC

That Imbarrising Moment when
your mom mistakes a tubetop for a neckbrace and tries it on

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Nylia
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Why do people think V-day is the perfect time to breakup with someone?????
Valentines Day is a day
4 happy hearts
not broken ones

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Witty Profiles

Nylia