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OneDirection_Facts
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February 18, 2012 5:35pm UTC

One Direction fact #145
In a recent interview Harry said that he'd date a fan, because if he liked someone, he'd like them anyway. Not too long back Zayn also stated he'd date a fan, but only if they liked him for who he was, and not because he's in the band.
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OneDirection_Facts
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February 18, 2012 6:04pm UTC

One Direction fact #149
Louis and Zayn have an inside joke, where every time they see a squirrel, they bark.
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 11:39am UTC

One Direction things#8
Zayn: We don't mind having haters, as long as we have our girls... we're strong
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 11:46am UTC

One Direction things#9
Liam: i had a haircut that i regretted
Louis: is it the one you have now?
Liam: no..
Louis: well... it should be
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
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paramoregirl23
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February 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Love Means
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet on and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper next day: A motorcyle has crash into a building becuse of break failure. Two people were on the motorcye,but only one survived. The truth was halfway down the road, the guy realize his break broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him,felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she live even though it meant he would die.

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MsEmilyHoran
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February 18, 2012 12:10pm UTC

"If you open Niall's wallet the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber, and a picture of us."
-Liam James Payne-

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BellaSwan14
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February 18, 2012 9:38am UTC

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these:
1) Walked in to a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, remembered.
2) When You were younger, drew the sun on the corner of the page
3) When you were little, you thought the actual shape of a heart was <3
4) Closed the fridge door really slowly, just to see when the light went off
5) Tried to Balance the light switch between ON and OFF. ♥

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:15pm UTC

One Direction things
interviewer: would you to work with BOB
Niall: Bob the builder?!
interviewer: i mean B.O.B
Niall: Oh...
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 17, 2012 8:08pm UTC

One Direction things#4
Liam: Zayn's chin is beautiful
Zayn: Liam is a Beiber wanna be
Louis: i've been told i have beautiful eyes
Niall: i'm just hot
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC

One Direction things#2
the boys couldn't leave Zayn in charge of writing
WMYB because they thought he'd say "That's what makes ME beautiful"
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
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jamaymay
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 11:04am UTC

What comes after one?
Beliebers: Time!
Directioners: Direction!
Normal people: Two..
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 17, 2012 8:12pm UTC

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:04pm UTC

"I told Harry that I was quitting the band of the 30th of February as a joke. He cried for hours!"
-Zayn Jawaad Malik-

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cheerfreakk
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 9:23pm UTC

if i have 5 ice cubes and you have 15 oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
red, because aliens don't wear shirts.

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tehninjagirl
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Should I ask him out?
Fav' if I should? ;3.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:57pm UTC

Hayley
People throw rocks at things that shine.
11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Sarah
I've got my rocks, now where's the Cullen family?
10 minutes ago · Like Comment
fav if you get it
nmf.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC

i wonder if
he thinks about
me...
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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:51pm UTC

If I could give you
any advice, I would tell you to
not give up. Things are tough.
I understand that. You might
think that it will never get better.
How do you know that?
Tomorrow might be the best day
of your life, and you may not
ever get a chance to see that.
So please?
Stay here.

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 5:24pm UTC

TRUST ME,
I KNOW WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE ♥
I know what it's like when nobody cares.
I know what its like when nobody is there.
I know what its like to feel so alone, unloved
and worthless. Trust me, I know what it feels
like.
That's why I made this account.
So that you can all come and vent
to me about whatevers on your mind.
I promise I'll listen. What to talk?
Leave a comment on my profile.
If you dont want to talk publicly,
my email is: TheWittyTherapist@hotmail.com
-The_Witty_Therapist

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:19pm UTC

One Direction things#13
Niall: i like girls with brown eyes
Liam: i like girls with green eyes.
Harry: i like girls with two eyes
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
♥
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