Wife: "so, for my birthday I want something in my driveway that go's from 0 to 60 in 2 minutes"
Husband: "ok!"
next day.
Wife: *sees a large-ish box in the driveway*
"oh, haha , very funny Its a weigh scales , is'nt it??"
Husband: "nope, its renesmee cullen!!!!!!"
"Happy birthday!!!"
This is ALL my quote:)