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Wife:  "so, for my birthday I want something in my driveway that go's from 0 to 60 in 2 minutes"

Husband: "ok!"
                                next   day.

Wife: *sees a large-ish box in the driveway*
          "oh, haha , very funny Its a weigh scales , is'nt it??"



Husband:  "nope, its renesmee cullen!!!!!!"
         
"Happy birthday!!!"



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Wife: "so, for my birthday I want something in my driveway

21 faves · 1 comments · Nov 19, 2012 2:15pm

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MadeOfPaper · 1 decade ago
HA!
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