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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered
    which hurts the most:
    saying something and wishing you had not,
    or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    “You ever look at a picture of yourself
    and see a stranger in the background?
    It makes you wonder,
    how many strangers have pictures of you?
    How many moments of other peoples life have we been in?
    Were we a part of someone’s life when their dream came true,
    or were we there when their dream died?
    Did we keep trying to get in as if we were somehow
    destined to be there, or did the shot take us by surprise?
    Just think,
    you could be a big part of someone else’s life
    and not even know it.”
    — Lucas Scott,
    One Tree Hill

  3. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    Witty Bestfriend?
    15+
    Someone who will listen, give advice, and just give a good laugh

  4. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 4:04pm UTC
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    I hate it when you give someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly....
    She's not your friend anymore.
    Format by Breeze

  5. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    On iFunny
    Regular day:
    Me: Haha.
    Me: Lol
    Me: Okay, that's kinda funny
    Me: You have a perverted sense of humor, my friend.
    Me: But that was quite funny so I'm going to like that.
    Me: Awww, cats are so cute.
    Me: *smirks*
    On my period:
    Me: HAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS EFFING GREAT!
    Me: Holy crap, that is sooooo funny!
    Me: I absolutely ADORE this app!
    Me: This is good sh//t bro!
    Me: OH MY GOD CATS ARE SO ADORABLE. LOOK AT ITS FACE! LOOK AT IT!
    Me: Ohh that is soooo perverted! Great minds think alike my friend!
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Me: *chokes from laughing*
    Me: *dies*
    I never knew my period could turn me into a laughaholic.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    lemme know when you're available to chat again,
    that way i can make sure my phone is off.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    i have better taste than most people.
    i just don't have the money to prove it.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    i could never cheat in a relationship.
    that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    we have enough gun control.
    what we need is idiot control.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    welcome to the friendzone.
    it's a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun (it's in the pouch!). there's trampolines and a ball bit.

  11. Jamie_x_Lynn Jamie_x_Lynn
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Honey, I went to buy a new purse
    but I saw these beautiful shoes,
    so I bought a shirt.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    facebook would be much more interesting if
    they let you choose what part of the body you wanna poke.

  13. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Darth Vader: Luke I-
    Luke: fight like a girl?
    Darth Vader: No, I am-
    Luke: a total d/€k?
    Darth Vader: No, I am your-
    Luke: little b/t€h?
    Darth Vader: f/*k this

  14. l0vee34 l0vee34
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    me: why isn't my pizza done yet?
    mom: it's only been in there for 3 minutes. just wait
    me: I DID MY WAITING!
    mom: oh no, not again.
    me: 12 YEARS OF IT!
    mom: every time.
    me: IN AZKABAN!
    nmq
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. rememberyourbeautiful rememberyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 9:40am UTC
    Is there a reason why half of my yard barely has any snow and the other half has like
    94719972938 feet of snow?!
    Anyone elses yard like that?!


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