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  1. LiveTheDream LiveTheDream
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    You called me strong
    you called me weak,
    but still your secrets I will keep.
    You took for granted
    all the times I never let you down.

  2. YourCreepyUncle YourCreepyUncle
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    When on my period do not:
    -Touch me
    -Talk to me
    -Ask me questions
    -Look at me
    -Breathe
    -Ask me how my day was
    -Tell me I look tired
    -Tell me I look sick
    -Just don't talk to me
    -eat chocolate infront of me
    -exist

  3. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Hey guys, sorry I haven't been on in so long. I was in a car crash about a month ago. I lost my bestfriend, because some guy decided to drive while he was drunk. It was the worst day of my life.
    I might not be on much anymore. Since I was in the hospital for a while, I'm behind on school, so fore the next couple months I'll be catching up on that.

  4. DistractedPenguin * DistractedPenguin *
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Guess what? I DID IT. :3
    I asked her. She said she's liked me since second grade! I'm excited now.
    Thank's to all who convinced me to ask her out. Feels great not to wonder anymore. :P

  5. Bubblezzz Bubblezzz
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Ya know...
    I think Steve should add a..
    "I Get Your Feelings button"
    Because when you fave a sad quote,
    Something doesn't feel right about it
    Ya know...
    c:

  6. bassgirl_69 bassgirl_69
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Most Common Lies
    - I won't laugh. I promise.
    - Your table will be ready in just a few minutes.
    - I'm just kidding.
    - I never got your text.
    - I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
    - You wll need to know this later in life.
    - I'm fine.
    - No, I'm okay. Just tired.
    - Okay, just one more episode.
    - I'm on my way.
    - Sorry, my parents said no.

  7. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Your prince will come.
    He may not be riding a white horse,
    or have a big castle,
    or a royal family,
    but he will want you,
    and o n l y you
    and that will be better
    than any
    fairytale.

  8. xXAnnaXx xXAnnaXx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Wittians As Moms #2
    *kids sleeping*
    Us: Honey wake up! It's 11:11, you need to make a wish!
    Our kids: Mom, I was sleeping
    Us: Uh oh, it's 11:12, you missed it!
    Our kids:
    Us:
    Our Kids:
    Us:
    Our kids:
    Us: Aren't you gonna, like, flip a table or something?
    -my quote. should i keep up the series?

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    "Life is like a book, just cause one chapter
    closes doesn't mean the book is
    over so live life & don't stop until the end"
    - Niall Horan ♥
    (Format credit to OneDirection)

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 3:38pm UTC
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  11. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
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  12. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Don't put your lips up to my mouth
    and tell me you can't stay.
    Don't slip your hand under my shirt
    AND TELL ME IT'S OKAY.
    Don't say it doesn't matter
    cause it's gonna matter to me.
    ¸,¤°´'`°•.¸¸.•°´'`°¤,¸¸,¤°´'`°•.¸¸.•°´'`°¤,¸
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  13. irishgirl41 irishgirl41
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    *worth reading*
    So Today;
    I was walking in the hallway,
    and there were these guys behind me.
    Probably juniors or seniors.
    And I over heard some of their conversation...
    Guy 1: So what's she like? The girl you like? What's her name?
    Guy 2: *says girls name* She's amazing..
    Guy 1: *suprised* Really? Her?
    Guy 2: Yep.
    Guy 1: She's not even hot.
    Guy 2: No, I guess she's not your definition of hot,
    but she's one of those girls who the longer you
    look at her, the prettier she is. The ways she
    laughs, and smiles, and is just a happy person.
    She's nice to everyone and that's sexy as hell.
    "So no, when you first look at her, you don't
    say, "man she's fine" but when you really
    look at her, I can guarantee you'll think;
    "Damn, she's beautiful"
    Mr,
    you give me hope.
    I hope she's lucky enough to have you.

  14. 3ternity 3ternity
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I DON'T CARE.
    yes, i'm a girl, and I have a girlfriend.
    Her name's Kim, she means everything to me, and I would be nothing without her.
    I still obsess over fit boys, but It means I'm open to a girl relationship.
    But let me tell you something.
    These 2 months with her [a year knowing here] have been the best god damn months of my life.
    I wouldn't change her for the world.
    Her smile, her perfection, just her..
    She's beautiful.
    Kim, I love you.
    Happy Birthday baby girl.
    Best day ever - day you were born.
    <3♥
    Love is love.
    Get over it.

  15. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    My school blocked witty profiles
    because 4 kids continously went up there while they were supposed to be doing work... I wonder who the other 3 kids are.

  16. Mrsleohoward Mrsleohoward
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    My best friend was in study hall today and just by chance, she sat by the guy I like. The guy I like was sitting next to his best friend and they kept talking. His best friend kept talking about the girl he was dating and how happy he was and then the guy I like sighed and said, "Reminds me of the time I was with *says my name*. I still love her so much.. I'd kill to be back with her. Worst part is, she doesn't even love me anymore."
    Shoutout to my best friend for overhearing this and shoutout to him.. I still love you, I just wish you knew. ♥

  17. lovelyandtheworld13 lovelyandtheworld13
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    so, today at school
    we were learning about concrete (something you can touch)
    and abstract (thoughts, feelings) nouns.
    this is my teachers exact words.
    "Teens your age have some of the biggest self esteem issues.
    I want you to do something. Every time you feel down,
    because of something abstract that day-
    whether it be someone saying something or
    I want you to go home, look in the mirror, and say
    'I am a concrete noun. I'm not just
    a cloud of gas with eyes. I am noticed.'
    Seriously, look at yourself and remember
    that you're not just a cloud of gas with eyeballs.
    You're a concrete noun and somebody out there
    notices and loves you just for being there."
    most inspiring (yet educational) thing I've heard in a while.

  18. littlenattycastronovo littlenattycastronovo
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Me and my best friend's conversation:
    Her: I love Costco, they have everything there. Like, you could be all, "hey I want a unicorn" and they'd say, "well we only have them in bulk, but maybe we have some regular in the back with our water demons and inflatable cheeseburgers."

  19. satakochan satakochan
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    In P.E.
    Teacher: NOBODY! Should still be on their second lap!
    Me: On first lap
    -_-

  20. ChocolatesAreFatal ChocolatesAreFatal
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Format constructed by OtherGirlProblems. Please leave credit.
    WHEN YOU THINK YOU"RE DONE WITH YOUR PERIOD
    And you're body goes: "LOL, no."

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