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  1. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 8:46am UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    Fave if,
    you didnt know the intro to a t.v. show was called a "Title sequence"
    Before
    Phineas and Ferb♥
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    nmf.

  2. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 8:41am UTC
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    9/11
    Never Forget.
    R.I.P all those who lost their
    lives ♥
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  3. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:56pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Go on and try to tear me
    down,
    i will be rising from the ground,
    like a
    SKYSCRAPER

  4. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    reasons i want to
    be a seahorse:
    the males get pregnant
    they hold tails with their mate when they find them
    they stay with that mate for the rest of their lives
    when their mate dies, they die too
    the male gets pregnant
    the guy gets pregnant
    the dude gets pregnant
    someone other than the female endures pain
    the guy gets pregnant
    the male becomes impregnated
    nmf/nmq

  5. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    Girl Facts: --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it
    . --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  6. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 9:20pm UTC
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  7. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Im gunna take a hot shower,
    Its like a regular shower
    but with me in it

  8. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    I'd be funny to make you facebook status
    "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS"
    Then 5 minutes later post,
    "Well im gunna test this time machine out"

  9. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    We really only get 3 things out of the song,
    "Look at me now"
    ♥ 1. Chris brown has a dick.
    2. Busta rhymes can rap really fast without breathing
    3. Lil wayne doesnt like sushi ♥ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

  10. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    Oh so the ads are on my profile now?
    right, cuz you never know when i, a teenage girl, am going to want to buy
    Life insurance..♥

  11. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    back then i swore i was gunna
    marry him someday...then
    I realized some big ger dreams of mine ♥

  12. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    & I dont know why
    but with you
    i'd
    Dance in a storm, in my best dress,
    Fearless♥

  13. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me.
    I can't picture someone thinking about me before they go to sleep, or telling their friends about me. I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them, or even just smiled at them. I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we're talking. I mean like why would they even do that? I'm just me. Nothing extraordinary or special.

    nmq

  14. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    In the movies;
    its always young girls and women
    who exorcisms are preformed on...

  15. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    The real reason why real men dont wear skinny jeans?
    one word;
    ///Boners\\\

  16. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    //// Theres always that \\\\
    one person who
    hates you for no reason
    .

  17. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    & Even when seasons change
    Our love still
    Stays the same ♥

  18. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    LIL
    WAYNE
    nuff said.♥

  19. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 7:48pm UTC
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    Witty girls are
    real. ♥
    Pympy girls are
    copiers.

  20. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Lady Ga ga
    kinda scares me as a man♥

:)

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