*silvergirl* posted a quote
October 7, 2013 9:32pm UTC
So I signed up to be a reading buddy and my reading buddy is named Rick. I was reading to him and he stopped me and looked into my eyes and said "When you fell from heaven did it hurt ?" I just looked at him confused and then he took my hand in his and said " Don't worry, I know you are an angel, those cuts on your arms are marks from your fall. I'll keep your secret. My sister is an angel too!"
dunner* posted a quote
October 13, 2013 5:14am UTC
One time during lunch I was sitting with my friends. Everyone's talking and then you hear spoons and containers clang on the floor. Then there is complete silence for 30 seconds. Then out of the silence you here my guy friend go, CLUMSY SON OF A B-! Me and a friend tried so hard not to laugh..
Princess2Horan posted a quote
October 11, 2013 11:58am UTC
Soooooo..... will this boyband obsession ever end or is it just a never ending cycle of happiness and tears over some gorgeous guys who will never know I exist?
FOR ME, SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW, EXCUSE ME WHILE I TRANSFORM INTO A VEGETABLE AND HIRE SOMEONE TO CHOP ME INTO 1000 SLICES AND THROW EACH SLICE INTO A HUGE PAN SITTING ONTOP OF A STOVE BURNER AT 1000000 DEGREES AND YOU GUYS CAN INVITE YOUR FRIENDS OVER TO THROW A PARTY AND SMOKE MY ASHES.
Makabeli posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:14am UTC
She bruises, coughs, she splutters pistol shots But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks She's morphine, queen of my vaccine My love, my love, love, love, la, la, la ~Alt-J