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1. NaNaNaNikki
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   August 12, 2012 4:34pm UTC
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2. NaNaNaNikki
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   March 28, 2012 3:04pm UTC
   "Tears are a waste of body fluid.”
   They smear your make-up, stain your cheeks, make hair stick to your face, and to top it off they don’t taste that great either.
   So, don’t let a boy make you cry. That is unless he is willing to fix your make-up, find a magical cure for tear-stained cheeks, dry your hair, and let the tears fall in his mouth.
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3. NaNaNaNikki
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   March 28, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   She’s cried herself to sleep so many times, that even the pillow has to be hung out to dry
   They think she has everything
   They think she has the perfect life, with the perfect family and a perfect guy
   But what they don’t know is that she cries herself to sleep
   I guess there’s more to it than meets the eye
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4. NaNaNaNikki
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   March 28, 2012 2:51pm UTC
   The awkward moment when
   you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
   <3
   
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5. NaNaNaNikki
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   March 28, 2012 2:49pm UTC
   The awkward moment when
   your friend facebook wasn’t hacked, he just really loves dick.
   
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6. NaNaNaNikki
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   March 28, 2012 2:47pm UTC
   Theawkwardmoment
   when you have such a great ringtone that you never answer your phone again.
   Nmq.
   
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7. NaNaNaNikki
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   March 28, 2012 2:36pm UTC
   The awkward moment
   when you pretend to die in front of your pet and they just walk away.
   ♥
   
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8. NaNaNaNikki
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   March 28, 2012 2:31pm UTC
   The awkward moment
   when you catch a glimpse of yourself laughing and realize you resemble a seal on drugs.
   
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9. NaNaNaNikki
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   March 28, 2012 2:29pm UTC
   The awkward moment
   when youre left alone with your friends parents
   
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10. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 28, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you realize that Dora The Explorer is, like 5 and she has more freedom than you.
    Nmq.
    
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11. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 28, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When you set fire to Lorraine after mishearing Adele.
    
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12. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 28, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    All the quotes on witty are about either the Hunger Games or One Direction,
    Lets make a new craze, cats.
    
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13. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 28, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Biting around your Jaffa Cake,
    Eating off the chocolate,
    And finally eating the orange jelly in the middle.
    fave if you do this
    
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14. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 27, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Weird laws no.7
    In Idaho it is strictly forbidden to fish trout while riding a giraffe.
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15. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 27, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Weird Laws No.6
    In Arizona you can be put in jail for up to 25 years for feeling a cactus
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16. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 25, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    i fave if;you love The Sims 1, 2 or 3 .
    
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17. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 25, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Weird Laws No. 5 In Sarasota (florida) women who sing in bikinis may be punished with a jail sentence<3
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18. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 25, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Weird Laws No. 3 in Italy it is forbidden for men to wear skirts.
    
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19. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 25, 2012 11:22am UTC
    weird laws no. 2 in franc e it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon ›› Add some more text here :)
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20. NaNaNaNikki
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    March 25, 2012 11:18am UTC
    Weird Laws #1. In arizona, it is illegal to hunt camels.♥
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