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1. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC
   When Chrome asks to save my Password:
   Yes
   No
   Next time
   No freaking way. What if
   someone steals my
   laptop and goes on my
   accounts and pretends
   to be me and ruins my
   friendships and looses
   all my followers and
   therefore I would have a
   crappy life online and off
   
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2. MyWittyProfile
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   October 19, 2013 9:49pm UTC
   Well, if the government can shut down, why can't I?
   
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3. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2013 11:29pm UTC
   None of you ever need to cut or self harm. I love you all so much and no one needs to go through the pain. Please, please don't do something you'll regret in 10 years. Everything will get better, I will promise you anything.
   
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4. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2013 4:42pm UTC
   you know you're friends with someone when they ask for a pad
   
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5. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2013 10:40pm UTC
   reasons for my misery:
   • boys
   • being fat
   
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6. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 4:59pm UTC
   girls who put attractive, not famous, boys as their profile pictures are the reasons for my trust issues
   
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7. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 4:00pm UTC
   In ten years,
   will it matter?
   
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8. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2013 8:31pm UTC
   love is stupid
   don't do it
   run away and leave while you can before you fall into it's trap
   just go leave and don't look back
   it's horrible and stupid
   
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9. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2013 8:14pm UTC
   THAT NIGHT
   I will always remember. The laughing, words said, looks shared.
   I will remember all of it, but him? He'll soon forget. {x}{x}{x}
   
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10. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    I don't care about my makeup
    I I I I I I I I I I
    I like it better with my jeans all ripped up
    —
    -Rock N Roll Avril Lavigne
    
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11. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    it's that time of the year when you leave the house wearing a sweater but by noon you're sweating so much you could fill a bathtub
    
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12. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    oh no I swore
    I used a word that expressed my emotions
    now my tounge must be cut out
    pls no
    never swear
    learn from the people who swore and never got anywhere in love
    
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13. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I hate when you get like a zit in a really annoying place and you always end up touching it by accident and it hurts :(
    
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14. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Zayn and Perrie are engaged!
    
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15. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    *insert funny quote from tumblr here*
    
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16. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    It's our party we can do what we want to
    it's our house we can love who we want to
    It's our song we can sing if we want to
    It's my mouth I can say what I want to
    
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17. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    FOR ALL WE KNOW.
    WE MIGHT NOT GET TOMORROW.
    LET'S DO IT TONIGHT.
    [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]
    
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18. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    Don't be ashamed of things you like
    
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19. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:35am UTC
    "I'll have to do another twitcam soon"
    see u next summer niall
    
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20. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:59am UTC
    tumblr
    I wanna be your friend uhhh lol
    ▼
    ■ Anonymous
    i wanna be my friend too but it rlly sucks bc people get scared when u talk to urself
    Ask a question
    ◀
    
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