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this site has changed and it's not as appealing anymore. I'm hardly on, sorry. If you need to contact me quickly hmu on kik @rad.hella ty

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posted a quote
June 5, 2014 5:54pm UTC

DO NOT TAKE HAVING A BATHROOM LIGHTLY
I have not peed since noon and it is now 6 PM and I still haven't peed.
THE PLUMBING ISN'T WORKING
appreciate what you have when you have it
just saying

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posted a quote
May 28, 2014 10:28pm UTC

you're not special
you might have potential
but only few will be successful
˙·٠•●Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ●•٠·˙

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posted a quote
May 28, 2014 10:24pm UTC

bEING BRAVE
DOES NOT MEAN
BEING FEARLESS

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posted a quote
May 28, 2014 10:22pm UTC

You don't realize how much you actually like a person, until they do something little that gives you butterflies, like, touching your hair by accident, or giggling in a very cute way. Love creeps up on you and then unexpectedly hits.

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posted a quote
May 28, 2014 9:48pm UTC

Reading your old quotes,
is like a diary you unintentionally kept. They show how quickly things change, and how little the big things you thought matter, are very little and you don't even remember.

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posted a quote
May 26, 2014 12:39pm UTC

Do you ever just read a book or watch a movie and it totally messes with you for a while. Like, you question your whole existance or what you're doing with your life.

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posted a quote
May 18, 2014 9:49am UTC

“Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.”
― Veronica Roth, Divergent

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posted a quote
May 17, 2014 9:51pm UTC

***SPOILER ALERT FOR DIVERGENT ****
I can't believe Veronica Roth killed off Tris. It's awful. I cried for so long. Her and Tobias were supposed to finally be alone.... and get married and live together in peace and ugh!! I'm so mad at Veronica. The series could have ended sooooo many different ways, but no. She just had to kill Tris. :( and why was the third book in both of their point of views? I didn't like that either. I'm so happy Tris and Tobias actually frick fracked before she died though... but I'm very upset and it will take me a while to get over it.

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posted a quote
May 16, 2014 10:35pm UTC

Reasons for my misery:
• boys
• being fat

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posted a quote
May 14, 2014 9:48pm UTC

Google
how to not be fufu lame
Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
format credit to: JazziShae
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posted a quote
May 13, 2014 7:44pm UTC

Sitting on a computer complaining about being forever alone won't help you find a relationship

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posted a quote
May 13, 2014 7:23pm UTC

every cell in our entire body is destroyed &
replaced every seven years
how comforting it is to know one day i will have a body you will have never touched.
-brett elizabeth jenkins

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posted a quote
May 7, 2014 7:30pm UTC

MIND
_____________
MATTER

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posted a quote
March 15, 2014 10:16pm UTC

I N 2 0 Y E A R S Y O U W O N ' T R E M E M B E R
today
Y O U M I G H T R E M E M B E R C E R T A I N
memories
B U T N O T T H E F A C T T H A T Y O U
didn't
straighten your hair, or that someone didn't text you back. RELAX. It's not the end of the world.

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posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:05pm UTC

When falling off a horse
pull your tounge in

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posted a quote
February 18, 2014 1:47pm UTC

REMEMBER
WHO THE REAL
{enemy}
is

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posted a quote
February 9, 2014 1:55pm UTC

haha. If I fall for you,
you fall
FOR ANOTHER

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posted a quote
February 9, 2014 1:50pm UTC

Why waste my time
on someone
who's so intolerably
STUPID
they don't realize
I'm so irrevocably obsessed with the thought of having them

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posted a quote
February 5, 2014 3:44pm UTC

♫
Nobody's
going to love you
if you can't display
a way to capture it

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posted a quote
January 29, 2014 6:12pm UTC

Every day I see quotes about how people on here are self harming, or mentally ill, or suicidal or something. Guys, get help. Don't think it's "cool" or it's the "normal" because it's not. Being depressed is a serious condition that should be treated. Also, faking having this stuff isn't okay either. When you're sad, you're not depressed (http://www.helpguide.org/mental/depression_signs_types_diagnosis_treatment.htm). Also, I thought I was depressed for a bit, but then I just realized I was getting inside my own head with negative thoughts. People on here would make depressing quotes therefore it transferred over to me and I thought I was depressed, but I wasn't. If you think you are depressed, get help. If you cut, get help. Just because some people decide to live with it every day doesn't mean you have to. Get help. ALSO, DON'T FAKE BEING DEPRESSED BECAUSE IT'S A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION. If someone had one arm, would you make fun of them? No. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's any less.

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