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  1. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    annoying 12 year old
    about an hour ago
    Badd Mood No Hit Upss;( Sinqlee:/ Just Lostt My Wholee Worldd.
    annoying 12 year old
    about a minute ago
    Sinqlee..♥ Not Even Gonna Cry About The Break Upp, iTS Not Worth iT ..♥
    people like this irk me-_- just make up your mind..

  2. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    your talking to your friend
    and he flips out because you said "ohh" because...thats what his ex used to say..
    i guess i cant use that word anymoreO_o

  3. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    That moment in time where you feel like you and your boyfriend are slipping apart...but you love him so much and you want nothing more then for things to go back to how they were when you first started dating...you feel like you did something wrong and so hes starting to slip out of love with you and you just sit in your room thinking
    im sorry...
    :/

  4. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Devon forgot today was our 9 monthv_v..
    Do i need to punch him 9 times tomorrow? maybe that will make him remember..
    Oh how much i love my friends<3

  5. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Last night my boyfriend came over and we were coloring in my room
    he was making fun of me for using colored pencils because he enjoys crayons much more
    personally i think colored pencils are beast and are 543892 times better then crayons
    sooo fav for colored pencils
    and comment for crayons
    ready GO>:D

  6. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 5:59pm UTC
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  7. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Am i the only one who thinks
    ABDC
    Is really stupid?

  8. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:10am UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey Im Ryan =)
    You: hi im sexy and i know it:]
    Stranger: ha really :L
    You: lol and that ugly face you just made
    Stranger: thanks =D
    You: are you...happy?[;
    Stranger: rude lady ;) not atm ha u? :P
    You: no im straight
    You: all the timeO_o
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    true story...xD^^^
    i was using happy in terms of gay...he obviously didnt understand...>:]

  9. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Dear mom,
    You let me and my boyfriend home alone, but when someone is home...we cant go in my bedroom? Please tell me how this makes sense
    sincerley,
    Confused child

  10. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Vegetarian Friend:I wanna become a poacher!!
    You:You do know you have to kill animals right...?
    Vegetarian Friend:....oho_o
    You:*FACEPALM!*
    xD

  11. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
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    March 10, 2012 8:27pm UTC
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  12. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    Tarzan tought me
    It doesnt matter what you look like
    You can be whatever you wanna be if you really try
    <3

  13. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    My boyfriend said that Demi Lavato was a fail of a disney star
    I did not like that
    Yeah she had problems and she cut herself and had to go to rehab
    But ya know what she got herself back together and shes still famous
    If ya ask me thats not a fail...thats a person being strong
    <3

  14. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Lets do math!
    Channing Tatum&Rachel Mcadams
    + Romance
    _______________
    Perfect movie
    <3

  15. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Today i went rollerskating with my little cousin
    As we were going around a little girl with her mom came by
    The little girl pointed at me and said
    "Mommy she looks like barbie!O:"
    cooollifeihave...xD

  16. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you forgot tuesday was valentines day...
    and you ask your boyfrind to hang out on tuesday and he says...
    "ohh why tuesdayo:[;" and your just like...because tuesdays the only day i canO_o
    and then hours you later you relize he said it like that because its valentines dayO_OxD

  17. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Here to finish me off sweetheart<3
    ~Peeta

  18. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    School:
    Art: "today were going to draw self portraits" Can i just draw a stick figureO_o
    Global Studies: "And this is why he was very inportant in Asia" Who cares hes dead and i never lived there...
    English: "Shakespeare is so famous 'to be or not to be that is the question'" No the question is what the heck are you try to sayin your plays....o_o
    Spanish: "fhjuriekhfekrw" "english porfavorO_O
    Lunch: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
    Study Hall:Time to relaaaxxxx *what feels like 5 minutes later bell rings* aw comeone! that was not 45 minutes-_-
    Geomatry: "now prove this is a circle by useing this formula" Well its round...and perfect..therefore it is a circle and i will not use any formula to prove that...
    Gym:I GOT IT...nope nevermind that freak that thinks were in the olympics got it...
    Science: "Now whats this thing called thats inside the cell" When will i ever even use this...its not like im gunna go cut open a human and look at there cell and be like oh look the mitochadria!

  19. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:59am UTC
    I dare you to let me be your, your one and only
    Promise im worthy
    To hold in your arms tonight
    «3

  20. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    If i pause my game of Temple Run
    To text you back
    I must REALLY love you

:)

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