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*Freedom*
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October 28, 2013 6:55pm UTC

I t h i nk I'm i n love wi t h you.

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meltdown
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October 30, 2013 9:04pm UTC

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life has to always force me
to do things I don't want to do.

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celestialerror*
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October 28, 2013 6:57pm UTC

When I'm with you, my mind goes quiet.

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SouthernGirlCharm
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October 30, 2013 4:56pm UTC

Just when you think things can't get any worse, they get better. And when you think your at the breaking point, there's always that one person there for you. through it all.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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April 21, 2013 9:07am UTC

Why do we kill people who kill people
To prove that killing is wrong

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darkeyeangel
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February 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
- Rebecca - age 8
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
- Billy - age 4
“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
- Karl - age 5
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
- Chrissy - age 6
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
- Terri - age 4
“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
- Danny - age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
- Emily - age 8
“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
- Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
- Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet)
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
- Noelle - age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
- Tommy - age 6
“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
- Cindy - age 8
“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
- Clare - age 6
“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
- Elaine - age 5
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”
- Chris - age 7
“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.”
- Mary Ann - age 4
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
- Lauren - age 4
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image)
- Karen - age 7
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
- Mark - age 6
“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”
- Jessica - age 8

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ThatsSoMeee
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March 2, 2013 4:09pm UTC

One late night,
you are up in your bedroom
when you hear your mom calling you downstairs.
You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden,
you see your mom in front of her bedroom door,
terrified, she whispers,
‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?

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Eli22b
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February 15, 2013 11:49pm UTC

A list of Things to do when you’re bored
- type an essay and make every word a different font
- walk around the street and make dogs bark
- sing a duet with yourself
- take your pillow out to eat
- use a whole eraser
- balance a pencil on your nose
- learn to speak Greek
- draw Goldilocks and the 3 penguins
- water your dog and see if it grows
- rake your carpet
- watch the sun, see if it moves
- mow your lawn with scissors
- count out $5 in pennies
- boil ice cream
- don’t speak for a whole day
- make a bowl of cereal in your bathtub
- chuck marshmallows at people walking by your house
- go to an office building, and stay in the elevator all day dancing to the music
- make a hiding place in a book
- make graffiti under a carpet
- go up to total strangers, keep a straight face and say “I’m excited” in a bored tone
- only talk using the lyrics from your favorite song
- bake cupcakes, cookies, or pies
- draw a family on your toes, then walk around and pretend you’re crushing them
- exercise your thumb
- play piano with your nose
- go fishing with a paperclip on a shoe lace
- find undiscovered tribes using Google earth
- create a new religion
- start chanting to people in a made-up language
- make a nest out of blankets, get an egg from your fridge. Then sit on it and cry when it doesn’t hatch
- call people and try to sell them your dog/cat’s hair
- buy a tiger
- act like you just met a close friend for the first time
- call up a random stranger and start screaming “THE BABY’S COMING”
- count your belly button
- make a deal with the devil, but keep your fingers crossed
- go pee on peoples bushes, then when they yell at you say you marked your territory
- make a collection of air-guitars and show them off to people
- break into a friends house and clean it
- go to Wal-Mart and spend an hour telling the cashier your life story
- try to swallow your tongue
- go to a public library, and walk around normally while buzzing
- create a fake couple, then go out and public. Talk to people while playing both roles
(ex. “Hey, I’m jake. … “Hi, I’m Sally!”)
- watch a movie in a foreign language and make up your own plot
- try to sneeze with your eyes open
- learn 1920’s American slang, then go out in public and talk like that
- order a pizza, then when they deliver it start crying saying “this is the wrong kind! They always do this, is it because I’m not pretty enough? WHYYYY!?!?!”
- read this list
my list, even though not all ideas are original

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC

There is
a huge difference
between genuinely liking someone
and liking the attention they give you
and it took me a long time to realize that.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Soccerfata
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February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC

So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
That guy is a genius....

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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jimmy365
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March 5, 2013 3:24pm UTC

my nickname
in middle school was "who"
format jimmy365

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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March 5, 2013 3:13am UTC

it seems like everyone wanted to be a ballerina or a princess or a vet when they were little but i wanted to be the Very Hungry Caterpillar because idk man i just thought that eating heaps of food and turning into a butterfly was the kind of career path i wanted to take

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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WeAreTheBoys
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March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC

My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
Apparently, it was the wrong one.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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March 11, 2013 12:36am UTC

they're throwaway phrases, aren't they?
"I just want to sleep forever!"
"I wish I was dead!"
"I wish I'd never been born!"
No one ever brings up what a huge difference there is between them.
Sleeping forever is peaceful. It is restful. It is slipping a bookmark into the chapter you're on, and then turning off the light and rolling over. It is hazy dreams and rustling sheets, it is waking up and knowing you can just curl up and go back to sleep.
Dying is an ending. Sometimes after a long denoument, a beautifully written ending, but sometimes it is just some angel's hands slamming your book shut and filing it away. There is no light, no darkness. There is just nothing.
Never being born is neither an ending nor a beginning. You are not ending, because you have not begun. You are not resting, because you have never known tiredness, or sadness, or pain. You have never been you. An empty book.

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