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*kawaii satan*

1. *kawaii satan*
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2013 11:03am UTC
   me: do you have the time
   friend: what
   me: to listen to me whine
   friend: sure??
   me: about nothing and everything
   friend: oh n--
   me: ALL AT ONCE
   friend: not again. please.
   
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2. *kawaii satan*
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2013 2:05pm UTC
   "hate is a strong word" yeah that's why I used it
   
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3. *kawaii satan*
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2013 11:51am UTC
   how many bands do I need to get obsessed with before I'm considered a danger to society
   
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4. *kawaii satan*
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   October 17, 2013 8:11am UTC
   every season is hoodie season
   
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5. *kawaii satan*
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2013 7:59am UTC
   I just finished my profile, what do you think? :)
   
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6. *kawaii satan*
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2013 4:23pm UTC
   you are now married to the lead singer of
   the last band you listened to.
   who is it? comment below.
   
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7. *kawaii satan*
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2013 1:32pm UTC
   "i want to be cremated and
   put in children's sandboxes, in schools"
   - kellin quinn
   
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8. *kawaii satan*
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2013 11:27am UTC
   friend: your favourite band suck
   me:
   friend: and the lead singer is ugly
   me:
   friend:
   me:
   friend:
   me:
   friend:
   me:
   friend:
   police officer: so she just ran into that knife
   me: yep
   police officer: eighteen times
   me: shame
   police officer: and then strangled herself with your headphones
   me: much sadness
   
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9. *kawaii satan*
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2013 4:51pm UTC
   "a cuddle would be great right now"
   go cuddle a chainsaw
   
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10. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    you should smile more!
    you should breathe less.
    
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11. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    let's play a game called
    see how many weird looks i can get upon leaving my house
    
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12. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    me: haha I like this quote
    me: *doesn't realise quote is already faved*
    me: *faves*
    witty: unfaving...
    me: *too awkward to fave the quote again*
    
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13. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    *raises hand*
    is emotional instability an instrument?
    
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14. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    those people who get offended at a post not even applying to them
    because someone somewhere might be offended
    
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15. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    hell's going to be hilarious with me in it.
    
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16. *kawaii satan*
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    October 11, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    me: MUM THIS BAND I LIKE IS TOUR-
    mum: no.
    
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17. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 10:07am UTC
    me: *wears band merch to school*
    parents: i give up
    teachers: ...
    popular kids: what are you wearing is it satanic
    quiet kids: um. nice shirt...
    the one kid who gets it: i like your shirt
    
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18. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:59am UTC
    please stay please stay please stay please stay PLEASE STAY please stay PLEASE oh.
    - the story of putting up posters.
    
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19. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 11:25am UTC
    ♫ she wears short skirts,
    i wear t-shirts
    she's cheer captain and
    i a m t h e d a r k l o r d s a t a n
    -nmq
    
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20. *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    ✧ ✧
    ✧ you are the comic sans of humans ✧
    ✧ ✧
    
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