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MustangDesire
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October 1, 2012 4:51pm UTC

If aliens are looking for intelengent life, why the hell are you scared?

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MustangDesire
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October 1, 2012 4:44pm UTC

She paints a pretty picture
but this story has a twist.
Her brush is her razor and
her canvas is her wrist.

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MustangDesire
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September 27, 2012 11:03pm UTC

We're the future of america...
Be afraid, very afraid.
Mwahaha! Were all screwed!
Format by twilightgirl995

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MustangDesire
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September 25, 2012 4:13pm UTC

You drop a shampoo bottle in the shower, and suddenly everyone thinks your dead.

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MustangDesire
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September 12, 2012 11:08pm UTC

Why So Serious?

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MustangDesire
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August 27, 2012 9:00pm UTC

To all the girls out there, who have waited for him to text you back and freaked when he didnt:
-Grow up. He could've left his phone at home.
- It could be out of charge
-He could be grounded
-Could've lost it
-He could have a LIFE, and not be utterly obsessed with his phone, wasting a beautiful day.
Sincerley, The girl who's annoyed with all the stupid Drama Queens out there! Be happy you have someone to text, and for Gods sake, be quiet, it's not the end of the world.
~Alexis.

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MustangDesire
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August 6, 2012 8:15pm UTC

"Dude? How'd you get a bus?"
"From GetABus.org"
Anyone Remember? I do.

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Summer 2012 "Come at me Bro!"
Summer 1835 "Advance towards me ye Brethren!"

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:14pm UTC

When people interupt me in a coversation mutiple times, and i back down, yet they do it i just want to scream "Your annoying! NO ONE cares! Stop interupting me B/tch!"

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:09pm UTC

That moment whe your in class the phone rings the teacher awnsers and points to you and says "Office, Now." And everyones liked OMFG! She got in trouble, and you walk out of there like a Bad As$. Then you walk down the hall thinking of every possible reason why your going.
nmf

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:32pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair:
[] Brown - $100
[X] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $285
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[x] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $635
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far:
$1,635
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: $2,435
did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
Total: $3,435

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MustangDesire
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July 17, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Jenna Marbles #1
"What do you get when you put a Landshark with a Lanshark? Jesus."

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MustangDesire
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July 15, 2012 11:48pm UTC

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MustangDesire
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July 10, 2012 6:44pm UTC

*Me and friend swimming in pool*
Me: *Sees horse fly near her head.* GO UNDER!
Friend: *Dives Under*
Me: *Dives under*
Friend: Nice call! Now it' gone.
Friend: *sees fly near me.* ITS BACK!!!
Me: *Dives Under*
Friend: *Dives Under.*
Me: Why can't it just Die! ITS BACK!!!
This has happened to all of us before.

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:24am UTC

Admit it!
We've all gone past a weird spot, Stream, Hole, dirt pile, pond, abandoned house and thought or said "Hey that's a good place to hide a dead body!"

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 7:42am UTC

Welcome to the world. Take a number and wait for your wish to happen.

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Until the referee rings the bell
Until both your eyes start to swell
Until the crowd goes home
What we gonna do ya'll?
Give em' hell , turn their heads
Gonna live life 'til we're dead.
(Words to Live by.)
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MustangDesire
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 9:25pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I May be weird, But atleast i'm not Fake like all off you.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Spaghetti is like a door knob... It dosent have instructions, your just supposed to know how to use it.

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MustangDesire
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:35pm UTC

My Familys Moto:
Try first, Then when you fail read the directions.

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