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  1. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:05am UTC
    90% of people marry their
    7th - 12th grade love. ♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worstweek starts now.

  2. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:31pm UTC
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    My crush could've had my heart,
    Locked inside of his.
    But he let it go
    And just watched it fly away like a balloon.
    ------

  3. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    Having to highlight quotes to make sure there are no ninjas!!

  4. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 8:33am UTC
    My Crush:
    say your crushes name 6 times
    now close your eyes and make a wish about them
    decide whats more important love, or 10 million dollars
    now make another wish about love or the money
    repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush"
    and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

  5. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 9:15am UTC
    THIS IS LONG BUT WORTH READING!
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  6. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:06am UTC
    Life isn't a good experience,
    unless you make mistakes
    format by sandrasaurus

  7. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
    "You should be kissed everyday, every hour."
    -The Lucky One <3
    formatt by sandrasaurus
    Format Cr edit: Sandrasaurus

  8. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
    "You should be kissed everyday, every hour."
    -The Lucky One <3
    formatt by sandrasaurus
    Format Cr edit: Sandrasaurus

  9. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC
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  10. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:24am UTC
    Time started: 8:03 am
    Gender: girl
    Birthday: October 3
    Siblings: 1 brother
    Eye color: blue.
    Shoe size:6-7
    Height: 5'2
    What are you wearing: pj shorts and teeshirt
    Where do you live:USA
    Righty or lefty: righty
    Who are your 2 closest friends: Stephanie and Jacqui
    Best place for a date? Picnic on the beach at night, under the stars
    Fave Color?: purple
    Fave Number: 7, 14, 21
    Fave Boys Name: Kendall James
    Fave Girls Name: Coren Haybrook
    Fave Sport: figure skating
    Fave Month: July
    Fave movie: Cyberbully
    Juice: yuck
    Breakfast food: eggs and bacon
    Favorite cartoon character: Curious George
    Given anyone a bath: my dogs
    Smoked: no
    Made yourself throw-up: no
    Gone skinny dipping: no
    Eaten a dog: no
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: no
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yeah haha; One Direction 0_o
    Broken a bone?: no
    Played truth or dare: yes
    Been in a physical fight: with my bro
    Been in a police car: no
    Been on a plane: yes
    Come close to dying: sorts but not really
    Been in a hot tub: yes
    Cried when someone died: yes
    Fell off your chair: haha yeah
    Wait for someone's phone call all night: no
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: no
    Saved e-mails: yeah
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: kinda
    Made out with JUST a friend?: no
    Used someone: no
    Best song you ever heard: Torn (When One Direction Sang it) or WMYB
    What's your bedroom like: not clean not messy
    Last thing you said:Yah I had to get dressed AWKS
    What is beside you?: remote and pillow
    Last thing you ate: goldfish
    What kind of shampoo do you use: Suave
    Best thing that has happened to you this year: I went away from home without my fam for 5 days
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: ummmm idk?
    Sore Throat: yeah, ALOT
    Stitches: no
    Broken nose: no
    Do you believe in love at first sight?:sometimes
    Like school: well. I like my band class but that's about it. All my other teachers are jerks, but I love seeing my friends
    What schools have you gone to: 3 different schools
    Eat a live hamster: no
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: Good Question idk?
    Who was the last person that called you: Jacqui
    What makes you smile?: FUNNY THINGS and One Direction
    Last person you yelled at: idk
    Last person that told you they love you: my mom
    Is your loudest friend: Charlotte
    Do you like filling these out?: if im bored then yes
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: nope I used to though
    Do you like yourself: sometimes
    Do you get along with your family: yeah, except for my sibs, then rarely
    Stolen anything over $50: no
    What are you listening to right now?: ONE DIRECTION
    Got any awards: umm, the Principal Award, Medals from skating comp. and some reading award in the 5th grade
    What car do you wish to have: ???
    Where do you want to get married: Beach or a big backyard
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?: my hair definitely!
    Good driver: idk
    Good singer: no i don't think so
    Have a lava lamp: no
    How many remote controls are in your house: 6
    Double jointed: no
    What do you dream about: boys
    Last time you showered: last night
    Scary or happy movies: both
    Chocolate or white chocolate: chocolate
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper:niether
    Vanilla or chocolate:vanilla
    Summer or winter: summer
    Silver or Gold: depends
    Diamond or pearl: pearl
    Sunset or Sunrise: uummmm sunrise?
    Sprite or 7up: neither
    Cats or dogs: dogs
    Coffee or tea: tea
    Phone or in person: in person
    Indoor or outdoor: outdoor
    End Time: 8:24 am

  11. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:00am UTC
    90% of people marry their
    7th - 12th grade love. ♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worstweek starts now.

  12. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    My mom's friend gives me and my friend money to get ice cream. She sits in the car, while we get the ice cream. Then we get back in the car.
    Friend's mom: What did you get?
    Me: Ice cream
    Anybody get it?

  13. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    no joke, like this is seriously creepy how much it worked..
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  14. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:51am UTC
    ♥ ♥♥If you love your mom post this as your status. A girl ignored this and her mom passed away 365 days later. Sorry guys, I'm not risking this, I LOVE MY MOM (add a ♥ every time!) ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  15. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:29am UTC
    A One Direction music video comes on TV...
    Normal People: *Pick up the remote and change channel
    Directioners: *Stand up, jump and dance around adn sing along as loud as they can, even if it is 6:00 in the morning on a Saturday.
    Let's Face It...We aren't normal

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    "I love big, red bus!"
    -Louis Tomlinson

  17. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:58am UTC
    I'm running on
    reserved battery?
    Oh, that's embarressing...

  18. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:10am UTC
    STEVE, Thank you for Witty.
    Nuff said!

  19. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:05am UTC
    Imagine this:
    You are Harry Styles Girlfriend
    Reporter: What are you guys going to do when you finish the tour?
    Liam: Eat mom's cooking
    Zayn: Me too.
    Louis:Eat some carrots
    Niall: Eat Potatoes
    - Harry: Kiss my girlfriend
    format credit to OneDirection

  20. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:57am UTC
    F i n a l l y F r e e
    Chapter 1 Part 2
    Stephanie's POV
    I fell back on my freshly made bed and stared at the ceiling of my new room. We had been living there for about 36 hours. It was a little weird to feel so free. I didn’t feel like I had to be scared. Just then there was a loud knock on the door. Suddenly, all the feeling of safety flowed out of me. What if my dad had found us? I was home alone because my mom had gone out to search for a job.
    I nervously got up and walked out the door of my room and into the hallway. My legs felt weak and I could feel my heart speeding up. I slowly opened the door and peered out. I let out a huge sigh relief when I saw a boy and a girl, who looked about my age, standing on our small porch.
    I opened the door all the way and got a better look at the two teenagers. I quickly looked at the girl and then turned back to the boy. He was tall, with hazel eyes and dark brown hair. He was wearing a blue and red, plaid button up shirt, that he had un-buttoned with a Maroon 5 t-shirt. My favorite band. He had jeans on and he was wearing red, black and white Jordan's. He was really cute and his smile was warm and inviting.
    “Hello,” The girl said, with a lot of energy. “I’m Savannah and this is my twin brother Josh. We live down the street and we just wanted to welcome you to town.”
    The cute boy, Josh, waved. I smiled and wished that I had something nicer on than sweat pants and a white pull-over sweatshirt. “Hi,” I said. “I’m Stephanie. I moved here from San Francisco, California.”
    “Nice to meet you Stephanie,” Josh said. Wow, he’s a gentleman. “We brought you these brownies,” he said handing me a plate with tinfoil covering it.
    I took the plate. “Oh thank you. Do you want to come in?” I asked.
    “Sure,” Savannah said walking in. Her brother followed her.
    I led them into the kitchen and put the brownies on the counter. Then, we went into the living room and the two of them sat on the couch and I sat on the chair next to it. We sat and chatted for a while. Josh didn’t say much, but I could tell he was looking at me the whole time. Then the question that I, stupidly, hadn’t thought people would ask, came up.
    “Why did you move?” Savannah asked.
    A lump formed in my throat. “Oh um,” I tried to quickly think of an excuse. “My mom got laid-off and so we moved.”
    “To Maxeys, Georgia? Interesting place to look for a job,” Savannah said.
    “Savvy!” Josh said, lightly hitting his sister on the shoulder. I flinched. Even though it was a playful punch, it still brought back memories of my father. I don’t think either of them saw my reaction, but I wasn’t sure.
    Josh looked at his watch. “Oh we have to go,” he said standing up. “Sorry. Are you going to Keniferds High?”
    I recognized the name of the high school that I would be attending after February break. “Yah,” I said. “Do you guys go there?”
    “Yah, we’ll see you on Monday?” Savannah asked.
    “See you Monday,” I said as they walked out the door. I watched them as they disappeared down the street.

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