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Thello creeper. you came upon my profile so you must be a stalker or something (or you really wanted to see my profile, therefore, I LOOV U!) but umm anyways, don’t wanna bore you too much but basic things about me:
i live in the USA! New England baby!! it is my dream to go to either London, England or Fiji (or both!) also my dream to be an actress on TV (audition tomorrow!) i am not going to say how old i am because i want you to guess! I LOVE FIGURE SKATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also LOVE ONE DIRECTION!!!!! (If you don’t like them, please don’t hate just simply say that you would rather not talk about them...I can live)
I'm young, but still, I'm waiting for that perfect kiss in the rain with the perfect guy. I know it sounds cheesy, but I'm a total sucker for romance!
I love my Boyfriend, Kendall. He is sooo awesome!! Check him out, HOA47smile
WANTED: Witty best friend!!!
Talk to me! ANYTIME!!!! I am totally a talkable person...if that makes sense...
Favourite
Type of Movie: Comedy
Movie: 17 Again
Type of Book: Romantic or Horror
Book: Lock and Key (Sarah Dessen)
Band: One Direction or Take That
Singer: Carrie Underwood
Song: Another Empty Bottle and A Million Love Songs
And all One Direction songs, of course
Colour: Purple
Word: Foolhardy
Animal: Don't have one (Hard to choose) Narwhal maybe?
TV Show: House of Anubis (I like the mystery)
Sport: FIGURE SKATING!!!

 
  1. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Let's play the yes or no game.
    Rules: You can only use yes once and no once.
    Are you Beautiful? _____
    Are you lying? _____

  2. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    Slide to the left (>•.•)>
    Slide to the right<(•.•<)
    Criss cross (>•.•<) <(•.•)>
    Cha cha real slow (^-.-)>
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins..

  3. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Follow me on Tumblr!
    -GoodMood4Evv

  4. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Niall Horan recently said he
    did not like people saying
    LLN (Laugh like Niall)
    Because he thought they
    were making fun of his
    laugh.
    Niall Horan:
    Is beautiful
    Always laughing
    Always in a good mood
    Making everything fun
    Eating all the time
    Living life to the fullest.
    Therefore;
    I would like to change LLN from 'Laugh Like Naill' to 'Live Like Niall'
    If I could be like anyone in the world, I would want to be like him.
    Niall Horan is my hero and my idol, and I look up to him everyday.

  5. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    School Problems #1
    Having to answer a question in a full sentence, restating the question, and running out of room before you even get to the answer
    Fav for a series?

  6. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    The Basics:
    Name: Laura
    Love Life:
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
    Do you like someone?: Sorta
    Does anyone like you?: Yeah..no one that I like though
    Hugged anyone in the past week?: Besides Family? No
    Friendships
    Who are your best friends?: Emily, Stephaine, Sophia, Amanda and Jacqui
    Where did you meet them? School and Neighbor
    Did you lose any friends this year?: Yes, but it was definitely a good thing
    Gain any?: YEP
    Meet a special friend? Yep, but then lost him
    Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? Yes
    New Years Eve
    Did you do anything at midnight? Watched the ball drop
    Who did you spend it with? Anoting b***h
    Any resolutions? Passing two levels in skating
    Valentines Day
    Did you have a Valentine? No :(
    Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?:Yah, for friends
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: No
    Summer
    Did you go on vacation?: I'm gonna (Summer hasn't started
    Did you hang out on the beachwith friends?: GOING TO! DUUUUUUUH
    How long was your summer break?: 10 weeks
    Did you get a tan?: IDK
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: Hopefully
    Halloween
    Did you go trick or treating?: Totally!
    If so, who did you go with?: Old Neighbors
    Did you dress up?: YES!!!
    Was it fun?: TOTALYL!
    Christmas
    Who did you spend it with?: Family
    Did Santa come to your house?: YES!
    Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? YEP
    Your Birthday
    Who did you spend it with?: Family & Friends ;]
    What did you do?: Partay :D
    What did you get?: Presents
    Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
    Hugged someone: Yes
    Electricuted yourself: yes
    Climbed more than 60 feet: yep
    Made a Youtube video: no
    Lied to a loved one: yep
    Had a pet: yep
    Ran a marathon: no
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: yep
    5 Do’s
    1. Do you play any instruments?: Yh
    2. Do you play any sports?: Yh
    3. Do you believe in 2012? Like, the world ending? Noo :S
    4. Do you like animals? Most of them
    5. Do you honestly like Obama?: IDK
    4 If’s
    1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? Depends on how much I liked the person
    2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: yes
    3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? bff
    4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? none
    3 How’s
    1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: Dunno - When the time happens, it happens :P
    2. How many siblings do you have?: 1
    3. How did your last Christmas go? Alright
    2 When’s
    1. When is your birthday?: October 3
    2. When was your last relationship? December
    1 What
    1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? Like him: Kiss back and smile :)x

  7. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    This is sad.....if this doesn't touch you......you're heartless. One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed & that it was time to move on. A Silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passes her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If you make this your status in the next two minutes someone special will text or call you. If you don't post this, your worse week will start tomorrow nmq

  8. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    Haters gonna hate,
    Potatoes gonna Potate

  9. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Your German teacher says:
    "This word is doing the verb"
    (I know this probably doesn't happen to people, but it happened to me today...-,-)

  10. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:41pm UTC
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  11. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Shorts, Bikinis, and Cute Launch Drivers
    Chapter 3
    Peter, his parents were killed in a house fire when he was six years old. It was the day of my birthday and Peter was at my party. His house caught on fire and his parents were home. His mom was deaf and his father had fallen asleep while listening to some kind of recording of an old book. Neither of them had heard the fire alarms and neither of them made it out alive.
    Peter didn’t have any relatives and had no where to go except for the orphanage. My dad thought of Peter as a son of his own, so he couldn’t stand to see him leave. After much begging, my dad convinced my mom to adopt him. Ever since then, he has lived with us. He was my best friend, my brother.
    We drive to the place where Vincent goes for therapy. After dropping him off, we drive home. Our house was right on the water basically. There was a small yard and then the beach was right there. I ran inside and straight to my room. I assumed that Peter went to his room to get changed.
    My room was on the third floor. Besides a bathroom, it was the only room up there. The ceilings slanted down and connected at the top. I had a loft and my bed hangs down from four wires that come off from the bottom of the loft, so my bed was pretty much a big swing. The other half of my room was covered in bean bags and rubber balls. It was a pretty good hang out spot.
    I went to my walk in closet and pulled out a hot pink and black polka dotted bikini, a pair of ripped denim shorts and an american flag tank top. I quickly changed and threw my hair into a messy bun. I grabbed a towel, a book and my sunglasses and ran down stairs. Peter was already waiting for me in the kitchen. He had a bathing suit on and a Hollister t-shirt. He was standing next to the small blue cooler that was probably filled with snacks and drinks.
    “Ready?” He asks.
    I smile. “Yeah!”
    THIS IS A STORY THAT I WILL FINISH!!! IN THE PAST I HAVE SAID THAT I WOULD FINISH A STORY AND DON'T BUT THIS ONE WILL BE FINISHED!!! For those of you who are wondering, a launch driver is a person who drives a launch (obvi) but a launch is a boat tht takes you from the dock to your boat at like a yacht club. Some people call them water taxis but I personally hate that, so I say launch like almost everyone else. COMMENT!! Please! I love getting comments!! Favourite and Follow! xx XD

  12. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Shorts, Bikinis, and Cute Launch Drivers
    Chapter 3
    Peter, his parents were killed in a house fire when he was six years old. It was the day of my birthday and Peter was at my party. His house caught on fire and his parents were home. His mom was deaf and his father had fallen asleep while listening to some kind of recording of an old book. Neither of them had heard the fire alarms and neither of them made it out alive.
    Peter didn’t have any relatives and had no where to go except for the orphanage. My dad thought of Peter as a son of his own, so he couldn’t stand to see him leave. After much begging, my dad convinced my mom to adopt him. Ever since then, he has lived with us. He was my best friend, my brother.
    We drive to the place where Vincent goes for therapy. After dropping him off, we drive home. Our house was right on the water basically. There was a small yard and then the beach was right there. I ran inside and straight to my room. I assumed that Peter went to his room to get changed.
    My room was on the third floor. Besides a bathroom, it was the only room up there. The ceilings slanted down and connected at the top. I had a loft and my bed hangs down from four wires that come off from the bottom of the loft, so my bed was pretty much a big swing. The other half of my room was covered in bean bags and rubber balls. It was a pretty good hang out spot.
    I went to my walk in closet and pulled out a hot pink and black polka dotted bikini, a pair of ripped denim shorts and an american flag tank top. I quickly changed and threw my hair into a messy bun. I grabbed a towel, a book and my sunglasses and ran down stairs. Peter was already waiting for me in the kitchen. He had a bathing suit on and a Hollister t-shirt. He was standing next to the small blue cooler that was probably filled with snacks and drinks.
    “Ready?” He asks.
    I smile. “Yeah!”
    THIS IS A STORY THAT I WILL FINISH!!! IN THE PAST I HAVE SAID THAT I WOULD FINISH A STORY AND DON'T BUT THIS ONE WILL BE FINISHED!!! For those of you who are wondering, a launch driver is a person who drives a launch (obvi) but a launch is a boat tht takes you from the dock to your boat at like a yacht club. Some people call them water taxis but I personally hate that, so I say launch like almost everyone else. COMMENT!! Please! I love getting comments!! Favourite and Follow! xx XD

  13. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:43am UTC
    I hate Mothers day
    Don't get me wrong,
    I love my mom.
    But don't you think
    We should show our
    love
    EVERYDAY?

  14. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Shorts, Bikinis, and Cute Launch Drivers
    Chapter 2
    “Hey there Vincent!” Peter says, as Vincent runs ahead of me to my car window that Peter was sticking his head out of.
    “Hi Peter! Look what I made today in school,” he says, holding up an oragami swan he made in art.
    “Wow! That’s so cool Buddy,” Peter says, ruffling Vincent’s crazy dark brown hair.
    I hear a few boys laugh loudly. I look over at them. They were probably in fifth grade, no more than 11 years old. They were pointing at Vincent. “Look, the little boy made a birdy,” one says, in a sarcastic voice. They all laugh some more and I start to get really mad.
    My face turns beat red and I start taking steps towards them, not quite sure what would happen. I hear Peter’s door opens and he runs towards me. He grabs be by the arms and has to get a firm grip on my wrists so I don’t escape.
    I get really mad when people make fun of my brother, even if it’s as small as the fifth grader’s comment. Anything set me off. Peter drags me to the car and puts me in the passenger side. He then lifts Vincent up and over the side of the car and into the back seat.
    “I think it’ll be safer if I drive,” he says, knowing how tense I get. I tend to take my anger out on anything I can get my hands on and even I accepted the fact that it was better if I stayed away from the steering wheel.
    I look up at the mirror and see Vincent staring out at his school. He wasn’t happy, nor was he upset. He just seemed distant. I knew he didn’t like kids making jokes about him. He realized that he was different. But I also knew that he hated seeing me loose my temper, but I felt very protective of him. I was really one of the only people he had. Besides me, he had my dad. My dad was always there for us, that is after 4:30 on weekdays.
    My dad was a professor at a nearby college. He wasn’t as busy as my mom. My mom was the C.E.O. of some big fashion company and she was never around. Always had meetings or whatever.
    So it’s only my dad and I, and Peter of course.
    THIS IS A STORY THAT I WILL FINISH!!! IN THE PAST I HAVE SAID THAT I WOULD FINISH A STORY AND DON'T BUT THIS ONE WILL BE FINISHED!!! Okay so I couln't fit the whole thing in here but this is the second half of the first chapter. For those of you who are wondering, a launch driver is a person who drives a launch (obvi) but a launch is a boat tht takes you from the dock to your boat at like a yacht club. Some people call them water taxis but I personally hate that, so I say launch like almost everyone else. Okay, so slow start, but it WILL get better. Promise!

  15. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Shorts, Bikinis, and Cute Launch Drivers
    Chapter 1
    Part 2
    I go to my locker. I don’t have anything that I need, I just needed to take one last look at my pink locker. Pink everything, everywhere. I’m not much of a girly girl, but pink shows the small feminine side of me. I take a deep breath and smile as I close the metal door.
    Right as I do, I feel something cold and wet hit my neck.
    “What the-” I start. I hear a familiar, low laugh behind me and turn around quickly. Peter, one of my best friends, laughs as he holds a cup of ice in his hands. “You little leprechaun!” I shout. Peter was Irish. Everything about him made it obvious he was. His bright red hair, freckles, pointed ears, piercing blue eyes and even his voice had a hint of an Irish accent in it. He looked exactly like a leprechaun, except he was tall and muscular. In fact, a lot of people referred to him as a “Hottie.” I call him my annoying leprechaun. But he hates to be called that. That’s exactly why I do.
    His face turns serious. “Don’t call me that, Scarlettina!” He says, calling me by my real name. I hated to be called that. I have no idea why that’s my name. My mom is the only person who calls me that, but she is never home, so it doesn’t happen to often. I prefer to be called Scar. Most Adults call me Scarlett which isn’t as bad as Scarlettina, but I still hate it.
    I roll my eyes and join Peter, who had started walking down the hall.”Afternoon plans?” He asks.
    I pull my ipod out of my bag and put one of the buds in my left ear, turning on Take That’s, A Million Love Songs. “I have to pick up Vincent and drop him off at therapy. Then I was going to go out to the boat. Wanna come? I think Yolo’s coming, too,” I say. Vincent was my little brother. He was 9 and he had Autism. I loved Vincent. I was probably the most closest to him then anyone else. He could always make me smile. It tore me to shreds when I saw other kids pointing and laughing at him. If only they gave him a chance. Underneath the shy kid he is at school, is the biggest ball of sunshine. Yolo was my other best friend. She was 19 and exactly wasn’t the best role model. She was a high school drop-out and she was working as a waitress in a diner, but she knew exactly how to live life. I had met her while sailing. She was the craziest, funniest, most outrageous person I had ever met, and that was exactly what I loved about her. Her real name was Yolanda, but she wanted to be called Yolo, standing for ‘You Only Live Once.’
    “Definitely!” Peter says, climbing into the passenger side of my rusty jeep. I start the car and drive out of the parking lot, letting the wind blow my black hair in every direction.
    This was going to be the best Summer ever!
    THIS IS A STORY THAT I WILL FINISH!!! IN THE PAST I HAVE SAID THAT I WOULD FINISH A STORY AND DON'T BUT THIS ONE WILL BE FINISHED!!! Okay so I couln't fit the whole thing in here but this is the second half of the first chapter. For those of you who are wondering, a launch driver is a person who drives a launch (obvi) but a launch is a boat tht takes you from the dock to your boat at like a yacht club. Some people call them water taxis but I personally hate that, so I say launch like almost everyone else. Okay, so slow start, but it WILL get better. Promise!

  16. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Shorts, Bikinis, and Cute Launch Drivers
    Chapter 1
    Part 1
    69 more seconds. 68, 67. Come on, hurry up. School is almost out for the summer and my teacher is going around the room asking people what their Summer plans were. I can’t believe she’s doing this. I mean we are practically seniors in high school, we don’t “share our plans” with the whole class anymore.
    “Scarlett, what about you?” My homeroom teacher, Mrs. Mourine, asked.
    I pull my gaze away from the clock. “Um, not much. Sailing, the beach,” I say, casually and turn back to the clock. 37, 36, 35.
    “Oh, come on! You have to have at least one thing that is really exciting!” She shouted. I close my eyes and roll them back. I turn in my seat to face her and open them.
    “Nope, nothing,” I say.
    She claps her hands together. “No vacations, or Summer jobs?”
    I was going to do a lot of work at sailing camps, but I wasn’t going to say that. “No, just a low key, laid back Summer, Mrs. Mourine.”
    “Oh well, what about boys? Any boys?” She asks. Why must she pick on me? I can feel myself blushing like crazy.
    “Umm...” Then a loud ringing interrupts me. Talk about saved by the bell. Everyone jumps from their seats and start shouting. I grab my bag and in all the commotion, rush out of the crowd and out of the classroom.
    THIS IS A STORY THAT I WILL FINISH!!! IN THE PAST I HAVE SAID THAT I WOULD FINISH A STORY AND DON'T BUT THIS ONE WILL BE FINISHED!!! Okay so I couln't fit the whole thing in here but this is the first half of the first chapter. I am posting the second half right after. For those of you who are wondering, a launch driver is a person who drives a launch (obvi) but a launch is a boat tht takes you from the dock to your boat at like a yacht club. Some people call them water taxis but I personally hate that, so I say launch like almost everyone else. Okay, so slow start, but it WILL get better. Promise!

  17. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    It's funny how 1 compliment can be so weak and 1 complaint can be strong enough to rip apart a life... This isn't actually funny, think before you speak.

  18. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    So, I was wondering if I should start a One Direction
    School on Witty?It would be cool, right?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Take a Second Fanfics
    ~One Direction~
    #1
    You have been 'Mrs. Harold Edward Styles' for three years, now. You had a two year old daughter named Darcy. Harry was on tour and you and Darcy were at home sitting in the living room, when you ask, "Darcy, who's in One Direction?" She smiles up at you and you smile back at your daughter who had her father's cheeky grin. "Umm, Daddy!" She replies.
    Please fav for a series! Also, this is not my format.

  20. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    My math teacher is now officially
    a DIRECTIONER!
    Therefore, he is also now my favourite teacher!

    nmf

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