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jimmy365
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December 29, 2012 4:45pm UTC

HOW TO BE HEALTHY
GET 8 HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT
GET 8 CUPS OF WATER EVERY DAY
EXCERCISE 3 DAYS A WEEK
HAVE 3 SNACKS EACH DAY
HAVE 3 MEALS EACH DAY
t a k e this o n e s t e p a t a t i m e

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itsmeSABRINA

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December 18, 2012 1:34pm UTC

Wow, Phineas and Ferb's holiday never ends.

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Fuzzybird2
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December 18, 2012 1:37pm UTC

New Text Message
from: Mom
Don't forget to stop at the store.
oh.
and you're adopted.

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Fuzzybird2
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December 18, 2012 1:45pm UTC

New Text Message
from: big sis :)
Hey, can you do me a favor? Tell mom I'm pregnant and That I dropped out of college. and that I wont be back for the next 9 months. and that I accedentally ran over FiFi with the truck. oh... and I forgot to clean my room. Thx!

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Mollie88
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October 24, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Theres always that one boy in
gym class who acts like he's in
the Olympics.
Bro calm. the. fk. down.

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yuijfr
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October 15, 2012 1:30pm UTC

You call it lazy but I call it selective participation
lms

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Merlin
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October 15, 2012 1:39pm UTC

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ourlastsummer
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October 15, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Middle School relationships: In middle school, "OMG we r gunna be 2gether 4ever!!" ^_^
Freshman in high school: "I give it a week..."

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Futureweasley
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October 15, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Tall Girl problems #3
The weather is the SAME up here!
keep going? yes?

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Merlin
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October 15, 2012 1:48pm UTC

Don't come home me and your mom are getting it on tonight.
HAHAHA gota hate autocorrect, right?
What do you mean?
You made a typo right...look at your last text.
No i did not make a typo
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