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Mrs_Malfoy

  1. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    I asked my best friend to prom today. This is how it happened:
    Early in the morning, her parents let me into her room, where I layed out some rose pedals, and put a stuffed animal bear next to her pillow, holding her favorite candy, Reese's. I led a trail to the backdoor, where I left a dozen roses in a vase, with a handwritten card, with clues on it. The whole day, she had to follow these "clues". At the end of the day, the clues led her to my house, to my pool. In my pool, my mum decorated it with those candles on pedals that float in the water. On each one, was a rose flower. As she neared the pool, she spotted hanging lights from my balcony that read "Prom?" I was on the balcony in a tux with a light purple bowtie, her favorite color.
    When I spotted her, my heart jumped, and I sprinted downstairs to the backyard. In my hand was a bouquet of flowers. When she saw me, she was crying, and I'll never forget the smile on her face. I went up to her, smiling, and said "Kate, will you go to prom with me?"
    SHE SAID YES!!!!

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    me: you were so cute as a kid. what happened?
    natasha: puberty hit me like a truck.

  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    things that make me cry:
    math
    people
    actually basically everything idk why i started making a list

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
    Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    parents: "schools easy"
    me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
    parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

  7. happiest* happiest*
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    November 2, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down. After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.

  8. 伤* 伤*
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    November 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now
    i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    guys complain about girls making duckfaces while they post selfies where they're biting their lip and squinting looking like they're trying to read something in size 3 font

  10. 伤* 伤*
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    October 25, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    nine year olds now worry about iphones and makeup
    when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna
    pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class

  12.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    I'm jealous of those g i r l s who always
    look beautiful even on the most horrible days. ♥

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    biology is silly. i already know what i'm made of. candy and disappointment.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    how to flirt with someone in a museum:
    introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

  15. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    I want a guy who I can take silly pics with
    And be goofy around
    And whenever he is not around
    I can look at the pictures
    As if he is with me right now being goofy and silly

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    *sophomore voice* ew freshman

  17. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    I love it when someone's laughter
    is funnier than the joke.

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Me on first day of calculus: As long as I know "the limit does not exist" I'll be fine.

  20. DontGetYourHopesUp DontGetYourHopesUp
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 9:51am UTC
    Girlfriend's Best Friend
    CHAPTER 50 x x x .
    “I know you’re probably not going to want anything to do with me after this, and if you never talk to me again I would completely understand. I just need you to know this, Kelli: I love you. More than I’ve ever loved any girl and—”
    “HAHAHA!” she burst out laughing. “You’re so full of sh.i.t, Cody. If you ‘loved me more than you’ve loved any girl,’ you wouldn’t have gotten with Brooke.”
    “You don’t get it, Kelli!”
    “No, I completely get it. ‘Don’t worry about Brooke, don’t worry if guys love her. I love you so that’s all that matters, Kel.’ Yeah, okay. That was just your way of getting me not to suspect anything. Every guy loves Brooke, it’ll always be that way. And you’re just like every guy, so—”
    “I don’t love Brooke!” I yelled at her. “Okay, Kelli, I DO NOT LOVE HER! I’m not going to lie to you and say that she meant nothing to me, because at one point she did. But never more than you. There’s a lot of differences between you and Brooke, I’ve tried to explain that to you for a while. And I think the biggest difference is that she can capture guys’ attention, but not their love. You can do both. You’ve had my love for a while now and it really f.ucking sucks that I f.ucked it all up because I wanted to get with Brooke because honestly, I felt bad for her. Okay, I know I sound like a d.ouche saying it, but I felt bad for her. She has a hard life, and there’s stuff she hasn’t even told you. She needed someone, the way you needed someone at one point, the way that I needed someone at one point. I tried to be that person because you stopped being there for her once you got me. But Brooke is too broken for me! I can’t help her, and I’m not going to try anymore. She’s toxic, breaking everything and everyone around her too so everything matches with her. I’m not sure if I’ve lost you completely, but just know I’m completely done with Brooke, and I’m going to go on acting as if nothing ever happened between me and her. The only good thing Brooke has ever done for me was make me realize how much I actually love you, and how sorry I am, and how much I need you still. Kelli, please, I’m sorry.”
    She stood there for a moment, and I couldn’t tell what she was going to do. I couldn’t take these unreadable expressions anymore—I needed some answers. She got into the car after a moment and just started crying. Seeing her cry made me cry, no matter how bad I didn’t want to show it.
    “I still want to be with you, Cody,” she said. “But you have to promise me something: you can never hurt me as bad as you just hurt me today.”
    “I wouldn’t, Kel. All I want to do is make you happy. I’m sorry about everything with Brooke, Honestly, she was always a good friend to me so I do care a lot about her. I just didn’t want her to feel as worthless as I once felt—”
    “Stop talking about Brooke,” she cut me off. “Don’t talk to her either. You’re not allowed to have any connections to Brooke, and if I find out you are, I won’t even hesitate to tell everyone how she got her scar. I know you care about her still, and I know that would ruin her life. Am I right?” I swallowed nervously and nodded, realizing how serious she was. “And if I find out you hook up with her, we’re completely done, forever, with no chance of getting back together. This is your last chance, so make it a good one.”
    “Okay,” I agreed. She kissed me, and for a second, it was like everything was back to normal.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    The first day of school rolled around, and I picked Kelli up at exactly 7:20, just like she told me. Kelli acted as though nothing ever happened with Brooke, so that’s how I acted too. Many people in our school already figured out what happened—I don’t know how, but I got a bunch of texts asking if it was true, as did Kelli, and as I’m sure Brooke did too.
    I carried Kelli’s books and held her hand as we walked into the school together and to her locker, which was right next to one that had huge Sharpie letters spelling SL.UT on it, which Kelli told me was Brooke’s. I told her I had to go to my locker but to meet me there.
    When I got closer to my friends, I could see a girl standing in front of them. As I got closer, I could see her long, brown, curly hair and her perfect profile as she turned to the side: Brooke. My friends nodded their heads at me and it was too late to turn around, they’d already seen me. I nodded my head back, and no matter how much it hurt me, kept walking to ignore Brooke completely.
    Like nothing. Ever. Happened.
    The End.

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