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Mrs_Malfoy

1. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2013 12:01am UTC
   Whenever I'm mad at a guy I try to look extra good just to make him feel bad..
   I'm pretty evil
   
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2. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   What he said: I'm over you.
   What it felt like: She's on top of me.
   
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3. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 9:52pm UTC
   Some days I walk around all "I'm the sexiest thing alive."
   Other days I'm all "Eww what is that fugly thing in the mirror?"
   
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4. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2013 8:29pm UTC
   Hey hey guys, guess how many followers I have?
   Thas right.
   69.
   
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5. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2013 8:42pm UTC
   So until today I didnt know HMU meant hit me up,
   I looked it up on urban dictionarry and it said
   "Hold my unicorn."
   "Hold my unicorn."
   "Hold my unicorn."
   "Hold my unicorn."
   "Hold my unicorn."
   "Hold my unicorn."
   Just thought I'd share that information
   
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6. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2013 6:08pm UTC
   Me *to my friend*: I'm starting to think the high school parties they show in movies don't exist!
   Friend: Oh m-
   Random dude behind her: Or you just don't get invited to them
   Me: ...
   Me: Shut up no one likes you
   True Story
   
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7. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   He has ruin everything for me.
   Every time I see a cute movie I'm like that's bull.
   Every time I see a funny pickup line I'm like he probably uses it on her.
   Every time I see a cute couple I realize that I'm alone.
   Every time I see her I think how she's better than me.
   Every time I see them together I realize that he chose her.
   Every time I see me I see that I'm not worth it.
   I'm not worth anyone.
   
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8. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 9:52pm UTC
   They all say I can't do it...
   No one believes in me.
   Well I don't care. I am going to do it.
   I will, yes me.
   I will make fetch happen.
   
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9. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 5:33pm UTC
   Hey,
   Any Canadians out there?
   ...eh
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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10. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    I just walked in on my 21 year old brother and hs friend listening to One Direction.
    That's right ladies and gentlemen future Directioner!
    P.s I told his girlfriend and she laughed her head off
    
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11. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Who needs drugs when you have the funky rainbow on the Witty logo?
    
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12. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    I tried to add my first quote on the new witty and I got "banned" for 4179 days because I didn't add my age on the new witty...
    
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13. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    So my quote is on page 14 of "top today"
    I'll be signing autographs tomorrow
    Be there ;)
    check my quote out!
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6484591
    
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14. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Me : *sees a funny quote*
    Me: Wait I just saw this like 10 minutes ago 0.0
    Me: Ugh where did I see it?!
    Me: ....
    Me: ....
    Me: HERE I SAW IT HERE!
    Me: I need a life...
    NMF/MQ
    
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16. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Two Easy steps to get a girl:
    1) Be One Direction
    . . . did I say two I meant one
    
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17. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Hey you,
    Yea you, the one who uses hastags on websites that aren't Twitter.
    You #suck.
    
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18. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Ever Had the Feeling
    When you're happy and sad at the same time? But you don't even know why?
    
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19. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    When guys say they like natural girls
    They mean it
    They don't want a girl with tons of make-up on
    They don't want a girl with bright pink lips
    They don't want a girl with hair super straightened
    They don't want a girl with alot of mascara on
    They really don't.
    They want her to be like that naturally.
    nmq/nmf
    
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20. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Stop trying to change yourself
    someone loves you the way you are
    
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