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MrsJHutchhappy witty anniversary!

  1. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus Before: "You're a true friend, you're here till the end. You put me aside when something ain't right, talk with me now and in through the night..." <3
    Miley Cyrus Now: "To my homegirls here with the big butts, shaking it like we at a strip club!"

  2. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    July 2, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Irregular Periods.....
    Enough Said

  3. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    June 25, 2013 9:59am UTC
    The quotes that you have to take the time to sign in and fave

  4. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    June 18, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    I started as a nobody
    And grew up as a freak
    My dad drank booze
    My mom smoked pot
    I had a poor psysiche
    But now I’m running Gotham
    Cause that Bat’s delirious
    I shoot up all the good guys asking
    Why so serious?
    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No they can’t read my Joker face
    Cause I’m a psychopathic killer
    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No they can’t read my Joker face
    I even killed the fat bus driver
    Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda
    I’m wearing black space pants
    My name is Vader
    And I’ll blow up your world
    I’m your dad
    An I wear black space pants
    I am the Dark Lord and I’ll never be loved
    I’m your dad and I wear black space pants
    Obi-Wan Kenobi, I wear black space pants, yeah
    The Jew Hunter’s here
    I’m smelling the fear
    Some may call me cruel
    Bui I got beat up in high school
    So I take it out
    On every single Jew throughout
    Germany and France
    Now I’m a real bad man
    You’re dead unless you somehow stop me
    Cause I’m a, I’m a N/zi
    I’m a mastermind
    I won’t stop until those Jews are mine I’m Tarantino’s man
    I killed a girl named Anne (Frank)
    Can’t stop me
    Cause I’m a, I’m a N/zi
    I’ve got a thing for shooting guys
    They’re too distracted by my side
    I’m curving bullets and
    I’m sticking it to the man
    I’m flipping cars and looking hot
    Cause I’ve got implants
    It’s gonna be okay
    Big big – boob boobs
    Got implants
    Don’t get in my way
    I’ve got big boobs
    Got implants
    I’ll blow you away
    Big big – boob boobs
    Got implants, got got got implants
    This is the movie villain medley

  5. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    June 17, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    *Ellen Degeneres talking about the A&F sitiuation*
    Ellen: How can there be a size zero? Zero is......nothing!
    Ellen: Knock knock....
    Ellen: Who's there?
    ...................................
    Ellen: No one.

  6. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    June 10, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian is going to be changing diapers??? :0
    yeah right

  7. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    June 5, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    If anyone is feeling bad about themselves just remember
    Today i watched 2 hours worth of Progressive commercials, when I had 10000000000000 pounds of homework to do :(

  8. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    June 2, 2013 10:43am UTC
    HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY TO ME!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
    Balloons ^^

  9. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    June 1, 2013 10:57am UTC
    I never leave my house.
    Then I don't have to put a bra on,
    And change my pants...
    -Jennifer Lawrence

  10. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 31, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you're having a conversation with someone on witty, and they just don't reply back.......

  11. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 29, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Does anyone else try to get something done by the time the microwave time is complete?!?!

  12. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 27, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    My one week aniversary since I joined Witty!
    I love it! <3

  13. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 24, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Do you ever have that moment when you just feel good about yourself, and forget all your negativities?
    Yea, me neither

  14. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 22, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    When people insult me, I pretend like they're joking and I walk away laughing

  15. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 21, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    wtf is wrong with our country

  16. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 21, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    The Perfect Guy:
    Doesn't Drink
    Doesn't Smoke
    Doesn't Do Drugs
    Doesn't Forget Your Birthday/Anniversary
    Doesn't Cheat
    Doesn't Exist

  17. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 21, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    "Eating is one of my favorite parts of the day"
    -Jennifer Lawrence

  18. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 21, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    In my elementary school you were automatically a cool kid if you were able to say
    "how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood" really fast

  19. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 20, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    Okay so a few hours ago this guy came up really close to me and my friend at the mall and started screaming
    MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!!!!!!!!! And he started aggresively dancing behind us.......
    and this my friends, is why i crawl under my bed every night for about 15 minutes rocking back and forth................

  20. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch happy witty anniversary!
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    May 20, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    Has anyone ever actually hear a kid ask "mommy where do babies come from?"

:)

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