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Cailin Dorothy*
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August 22, 2012 4:21pm UTC

all of the ads on witty
are for dating sites.
thanks for reminding me witty...

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 8:21pm UTC

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL,
DONT ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL,
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL,
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY.

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izzy_xo
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August 22, 2012 4:05pm UTC

now: i'd catch a grenade for ya
1872: I would grasp a potentially fatal explosive device for thee

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neversaynever16
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August 22, 2012 11:36pm UTC

In a perfect world
-All the popcorn kernels pop
-The wireless network you want to steal requires no password
-The weather man is always right
☀ ☁ ❄
-People can differentiate between "your" and "you're"
"Your wrong."
"My wrong what?"
_Stickers always peel off clean
-People respond to texts immediately
✉
-Your favorite song doesn't come on the radio when you park
♬♪♬
-There is always an available power outlet
-The pencil lead doesn't break off when you sharpen it
✎
-The other sock never goes missing
-Unnecessary movie sequels are never made
-There is always milk for your cereal
-You never accidentally buy the low-fat version of something
50% less fat
-Ketchup in glass bottles actually pour easily
-All erasers completely erase pencil marks
-Bags of chips are full
→▋
-The battery is always full at the right time
▀

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*Vampire*
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August 22, 2012 6:30pm UTC

This is what words look like when you're trying not to cry.
nmf
nmq/nmf

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Lol So True: #30
Avoiding eye contact with your teacher and hoping you won't be called.
lolsotrue.com

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:24pm UTC

If Perez Hilton gets hit by a bus
It would probably be driven by a Directioner

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AlNicholas
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August 22, 2012 3:57pm UTC

i miss your smile, but I miss mine more

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JustCantLiveALie
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August 22, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Plot twist: We never have to go back to school.

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BiteMyLip
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Listen up people!
Put your RIGHT hand on your LEFT sholder.
Now put your LEFT hand on your RIGHT sholder.
Now SQUEEZE!
a hug from me :) <3

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OnlyAtNight
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August 22, 2012 2:09pm UTC

When you're texting and you just start walking slower and slower then eventually stop(:

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marchtoyourownbeat
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC

There's a sign at my school that says
"Tiger Pride Never Dies!"
then under it,
"Sponsered by Westside Funeral Home."
THE IRONY.

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JustWaiting
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August 22, 2012 9:24pm UTC

There are 24 hours in a day
I spend 7 hours a day in school.
then you're expected to do extra curicular clubs. so add an hour.
not to mention all the sports you're expected to do. add 2 hours.
now we're up to 10 hours.
my school also requires volenteer work. add 3 hours.
and don't forget to eat dinner to make ur body healthy! add 1 hour.
up to 14 hours already.
of course we have to make time to showewer, shave, and make ourselves look presentable, so lets add an hour for being girls.
and of course we can't forget about homework. i usually get around 2 hours a night.
my health teacher always says that being a teenager, we should spend some time with friends, family, and alone time. so i'll add 2 hours for all of the above.
a healthy teenager should get around 8 hours of sleep a night.
I'm at 27 hours.
in a 24 hour day.
being a teenager stinks.

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AlNicholas
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August 22, 2012 8:04pm UTC

if you ever feel worthless, just remember: to someone, you are perfect

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 2:09pm UTC

BEST LINE SAID BY A GUY TO A GIRL:
"The day I will go on my knees for another girl....
Is the day I will tie a shoelace for our daughter."
Nmq

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soccer_star1076
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August 22, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Plot twist: Taylor Swift gets back together with her boyfriend.

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AnnieeB
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Awkwardly standing there,
As your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 2:59pm UTC

*Me today at registration.*
Me: It's too early.
Principal: Do you know what time it is.
Me: Idk, like 7?
Principal: Try 10 oclock.
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Other students: LOLOLOL
Me: K. This is why I hate all of you.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 6:52pm UTC

roman numerals
what are they good IV ?

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darastarring*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My bro has not got his first period yet?
I'm 11 and I have mine and my brothers 17 and he hasn't got his yet? Takes longer
because he's a boy?
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Yeah it just takes longer for boys...
format credit jimmy365

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