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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    me: i got my first speeding ticket today.
    friend: what did you get it for?
    me: murder. i got it for murder.

  2. sarahlikesbands* sarahlikesbands*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:40am UTC
    If I like your username
    I will immediately click on it
    I will stalk your profile
    probably fave most of your quotes
    then I will follow you

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    If school isn't a place to sleep
    then home isn't a place to study

  4. That_music_girl That_music_girl
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    So today, our algebra teacher left the classroom for like 3 minutes.
    In that time, we managed to get the whole class to climb out the window.
    Her face when she saw the empty room-
    Priceless.

  5. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Romney or Obama?
    Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    I can't picture anyone
    daydreaming about me. I can't
    picture someone thinking about
    me when they're laying in bed
    before they fall asleep. I can't
    picture anyone telling their
    friends about me. I can't picture
    anyone getting butterflies
    because I hugged them, or even
    just because I made eye contact
    with them. I can't picture
    someone smiling because my
    name name has been mentioned
    in class.
    I just can't

  8. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Samantha Pantha LIKE if you can raed tihs whit no porlebm baecuas yuor jsut taht samrt. Lol
    Like · Comment · Share 12 minutes ago.
    Jim Slim yro'ue*
    a few seconds ago · 62 likes

  9. Dumb_Momm Dumb_Momm
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    My daughter is such a great tutor...
    Every boy in school is always leaving her room with
    a big smile on their face
    :)

  10. KylieHere_ KylieHere_
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    *In English class*
    Teacher: Use the word "Fetch" in a sentence.
    Guy in my class: That's so fetch.
    Teacher: Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen.
    My life= complete.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. IHateHowMuchILoveYou IHateHowMuchILoveYou
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Don't
    in a
    cheat relationship
    if your unhappy
    then leave
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. IHateHowMuchILoveYou IHateHowMuchILoveYou
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Fight Untill Your Limit,
    Then fight some more
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. IHateHowMuchILoveYou IHateHowMuchILoveYou
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    You can either LIKE me...
    Or LOVE Me:) ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. IHateHowMuchILoveYou IHateHowMuchILoveYou
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 2:21am UTC
    You can shed tears that she is gone,
    or you can smile because she has lived.
    You can close your eyes and pray that she'll come back,
    or you can open your eyes and see all she's left.
    Your heart can be empty because you can't see her,
    or you can be full of the love you shared.
    You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
    or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
    You can remember her only that she is gone,
    or you can cherish her memory and let it live on.
    You can cry and close your mind,
    be empty and turn your back.
    Or you can do what she'd want:
    smile, open your eyes, love and go on.
    R.I.P Katsithontha Anne Barnes
    June 2, 1999-August 18, 2009
    "Remember your a butterfly Katsi
    fly, fly all the way back to heaven
    your life here is long enough spread your
    beautiful wings and fly"
    Love,
    Sage(your favorite cousin)
    forgot who made this quote
    sorry for taking this
    i just loved it
    i had to

  17. IHateHowMuchILoveYou IHateHowMuchILoveYou
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 3:33am UTC
    Meaning of My Name:
    Sage:
    meaning 1
    A beautiful girl who will always help a friend out. She's kind, loving, and loves to have a good time, but she's also kind of awkward and hates when she messes things up. Sage also has a tendency to be random, loud, and spacey, but she hates if people point that out. She also tends to take things a little too personally. She loves music, people, love, and life in general. Overall, Sage is a beautiful girl, in looks and in personality, and she's a good person to have in your life.
    Meaning2
    a girl who's sexy and has beautiful features. She probably has beautiful brown eyes or green eyes. She lets her sexy side take over most of the time but, can be a sweet girl anybody would love to be around. If you have this girl don't let her go, she will trufully stay faithful to you. When she finds the man or girl that she loves, it's a real love to feel not some usless just to be with someone type of thing.
    Meaning3
    The prettiest, mnost wonderful girl in the world. She has the prettiest smile. She gives the best hugs. You'll never wanna let go. ever. She can also make you feel on top of the world. I love her. <3 She's so adorable. She makes the weirdest faces at times. I'm glad to have her. <3
    Meaning4
    A nice sweat, sexy girl or boy. Very outgoing creative and sexually attractive
    sorry had to save it :)

  18. IHateHowMuchILoveYou IHateHowMuchILoveYou
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 10:05am UTC
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5666711
    My first Top Quote!!!! :D^

  19. IHateHowMuchILoveYou IHateHowMuchILoveYou
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Soft Kitty
    Warm Kitty
    Little ball of fur
    Happy Kitty
    Sleepy Kitty
    Purr purr purr
    <3
    Big Bang Theory <3

  20. IHateHowMuchILoveYou IHateHowMuchILoveYou
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 10:39am UTC
    The only "B" word you should
    call a Girl
    Is Beautiful
    Them B/tches love being
    called Beautiful
    CookieDoughFormats

:)

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