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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    not my quote but i love it
    K .
    K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for "kidding". So your reply is "kidding"? Or K as in potassium? Do you need some special K in your breakfast? K as in i can K\O you? Can i knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.

  2. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    scientist: the average person spends 13 hours online per week
    me: lol you mean per day
    Paperlung's format
    nmq

  3. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:39am UTC
    to ∞ and →
    *Fave if you get this* ♥

  4. xxNoahxx xxNoahxx
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Always & Forever
    and even after that. ღ

  5. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    On Wednesdays,
    We wear pink♥

  6. soccer11fh soccer11fh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Guys have friends that are girls
    Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
    ≈♥≈
    Girls have friends that are guys
    Because there is soooooo much less drama.
    ≈♥≈

  7. fallonxoxo13 fallonxoxo13
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I DID NOT DO THAT!
    oh wait THAT...
    actually i did do it...
    nmf

  8. LONERFORLIFEEE LONERFORLIFEEE
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Her
    I miss him. It's all my fault. He would have answered me by now. Ugh! What did I even do, or say?! Nothing. Nothing. I'm so stupid. I'M SO STUPID. How does "Eating Yogurt, hby?" ruin a realtionship. Ugh. Guess I'm back to single. He usually takes 2 minutes to answer! Its been 25! Ugh. I hate my life I hate my Life I hate my life!
    Like • Comment • 3 minute ago
    Him
    LOL chill brah my phone died.
    27 seconds ago · Like nmf

  9. countrygirl26 countrygirl26
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    "If you love
    something,
    let it go."
    Yeah,right.
    Honey, I'm
    holding onto you
    and never letting go♥
    nmf


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Cop:
    "Lets do a drug test"
    Me:
    "Cool, which drugs are we testing?"

  12. ForeverYoungXD1 ForeverYoungXD1
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Look At Meow, Look At Meow,
    Look At Meow,
    I'm getting
    payPUR
    not my quote
    format credit- jayciecutie01

  13. iloveeyoulots iloveeyoulots
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    dear girls ending 2011 single,
    don't worry. we must have too much swag for boys.

  14. xjuicygirlx xjuicygirlx
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    The worst time to have a heart attack
    is during a game of charades.

  15. XxCieraWuvvsYewxX XxCieraWuvvsYewxX
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Everytime
    I read "ROFL",
    I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "Waffle"

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    facebook;
    m a k i n g h i g h s c h o o l t e n t i m e s s u c k i e r s i n c e 2 0 0 4

  18. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    I'm not okay.
    I promise.

  19. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Alexithymia
    -difficulty describing feelings to people.

  20. heartbroken84 heartbroken84
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    25 FAVES
    i'll say hi when i see him in the hallways.
    50 FAVES
    i'll sit next to him anytime possible
    75 FAVES
    i'll tell him that hes cute.
    100 FAVES
    i'll sing Stero hearts- Gym class heros
    150 FAVES
    i'll ask him out.

:)

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