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  1. love_youu love_youu
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 10:56am UTC
    When someone says:
    "Whats YOUR problem?"
    and you're just like
    'which one?'

  2. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:10am UTC
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  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:29am UTC
    "When i was 12,all my friends
    had girlfriends and i didn't.I felt
    so lonely,so i ask my mum to
    date me ..."
    -Niall Horan
    ^_^

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:33am UTC
    When I see someone who is
    loud and outgoing,
    I automatically assume they're
    one of those people that post
    their facebook status with
    their caps lock on.

  5. ladybu272 ladybu272
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Don't tell anyone, but I'm a
    Super ultra super spy, Ninja, samurai, assassin!
    Keep it a secret K? ;)
    MyQuote

  6. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    The extremely awkward moment when you sneeze and your crush bursts out laughing… ouch. t(._.t)

  7. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    So close to where you came from,
    Plugged in, I’m in your world now.
    So lost without a map,
    You dropped me off, on the highest mountain.
    You know I’m dying out here,
    Lost hope in my will to live.
    In your bed my heart is hopeless,
    You’re so cruel to treat me like this.
    Got a needle and my mouth is stitched, I’m taking in,
    Everything that I can see.
    You don’t know a thing about me.
    Not a god damn thing.
    Not a god damn thing.
    ~Game Freak, Ghost Town

  8. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I think the best
    inspirational line I’ve
    ever heard comes
    from Finding Nemo- - -
    “Just keep swimming.”

  9. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Sneeze freeze –
    (Urban Dictionary definition)
    The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".
    Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!
    Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!
    Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
    Dave: How did you know?
    Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.

  10. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Regular people:
    e
    All I want for christmas is you. E>
    Me:
    e
    All I want for chrismas is a unicorn. c:

  11. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    ~(o.o ~) 1D fans here.
    (~ o.o)~ 1D fans there.
    ~( o.o )~ 1D fans everywhere.

  12. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 9:26am UTC
    Me: Hey guys, I have a joke.
    My friends:
    Me:
    My friends: Let’s hear it. -.-
    Me: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? :D
    My friends:
    Me:
    My friends: I don't know, now lets just get this over with. Why?
    Me: He had NO GUTS!!
    My friends:
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
    My friends:
    My parents:
    Obama:
    Romney:
    The Queen:
    My friends: I don't know this kid.

  13. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Dear old guy staring at my Ipod touch resentfully,
    The Bible.
    There’s an app for that.
    Sincerely,
    Faithful but technologically advanced teenager.

  14. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:09pm UTC
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  15. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Maybe This Time, Matt’s P. O. V.
    (Continued)
    **Please note, this is not a fanfiction of any kind.
    “A date, maybe?” I muttered immediately, pushing my arm around her.
    She snorted. “I’d rather date a monkey than you; at least it hasn’t played every girl in the school.” My friend group laughed, and I felt my face get hot as she spoke the truth loud and clear. I cleared my throat and she went back to her food.
    The conversation at my table continued on topics I either didn’t care about or didn’t want to care about. The only thing that really mattered right now was the idea forming in my mind and how it was going to work out.
    “So, Robin, Cameron is totally checking you out.” I raised my eyebrows at Cam as she eyed him slowly.
    She raked her eyes over him, looking kind of confused. No wonder, Cameron hasn’t spoken word to her this whole time! I contained my laughter as I knew this was going to work out. “No, he isn’t,” She said.
    “Yes, he is. I can tell he likes you. I bet, he’ll even give you his number.” I smiled. She looked extremely confused as she said no once again.
    “Yes he is, I bet he is, if he does give you his number then we can go out to a movie on Friday.” I nodded. She shook my hand, looking satisfied and I laughed quietly to myself. What she didn’t know, was that Cameron and I are partners in crime. We’re professionals. Don’t try this at home.
    Cam got up from his seat, grabbed a napkin, and bought one of those cheap cookies from the snack cart. He scribbled his cellphone number on it, and put the cookie on the napkin and dropped in front of Robin as realization dawned on her face and she glared at me.
    “So, Cameron, want to go out on Friday?” She asked seductively.
    Cam and I sat there like dear in headlights. What? She was going to go out with me on Friday.
    “I’ll take that as a yes. So sorry, Matt, I can’t go to our ‘date’ on Friday, I’ve already got one.” She fake-pouted at me mockingly, and with that, she took her chair from the table, stacked it, and left the Cafeteria.
    What do you guys think? Too long...? Haha, well, I love writing. And what do you think about this Shawna girl? Seems a little shady...

  16. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    That moment when you can't concentrate on your schoolwork, because Witty isn't blocked on a school computer.

  17. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:30pm UTC
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  18. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
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    November 19, 2012 5:28pm UTC
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  19. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Maybe This Time, Robin’s POV
    Chapter 3.
    (Continued)
    Steve Golding Convicted.
    Steven Golding; father of one, husband of two. As if that wasn’t enough already! In court, all of the evidence pointed to him, he was found guilty of murder of a boy of seven years named Carter Venace. I have already made an article about this case online, just visit TheFalls.Read.org/Steve-Golding-convicted.
    The real danger about this guy, is that he has a kid who he’s fairly close to. She is safe, but that’s not the problem. They were close, but her mother was the one to turn Steve in. Steve shared everything with his child, and she must not have wanted to turn him in. Could she be a helper? Partner in crime?
    I stopped reading, this was ridiculous. Shawna, a criminal? What? I looked at Shawna, she was obviously embarrassed, gazing down at her feet, arms crossed. I scowled at The Falls and I threw it in the trashcan nearby solemnly. I really shouldn’t have invaded Shawna’s business. She looked at me, stunned, and I pulled her into a hug. She tensed for a second, but when she realized someone was comforting her, she hugged me back. We sat in silence for the rest of the lunch/break, each lost in their own thoughts.
    Now, I felt like I had finally ‘cracked the code’ of Shawna Golding. We now shared a bond, a promise that I was never going to break. At least not anytime soon, anyways.
    **AN**
    So, a bit about Shawna in this chapter. And uh… last chapter got 1 favorite? Shoutout to disappearingforawhile_, my only fan of this story… heh. Thanks, love. At least I have one person who thinks I’m a good writer ;_;
    -Lia♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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