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Mockingbird

1. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   She was covered in leather and gold
   I lost her in the crowd
   It's unfair, she's out there
   Somewhere somewhere
   Somewhere in
   Brooklyn
   
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2. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   Fact ist
   Boys are so much nicer when you're alone with them.
   nmf
   
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3. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   Roses are red
   Bacon is also red
   Poems are hard
   Bacon.
   format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
   
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4. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   Let's f**k
   ...ing cuddle
   
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5. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 4:01pm UTC
   Hello, God,
   How are you? Killed many cancer patients today? Let many children starve? Write back soon.
   nmf
   
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6. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2012 5:12pm UTC
   That awkward moment when Wikipedia
   copied your homework.
   nmf
   
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7. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2012 4:59pm UTC
   Good friends don't let you do stupid
   things...alone.
   nmf
   
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8. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   I hate waking up in the morning knowing my school isn't Hogwarts...
   
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9. Mockingbird
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   Teacher: You can't use Wikipedia for your paper.
   Me: Catch me if you can b**ch.
   
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10. Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    "Whew! It's a good thing this was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm waering my anti-sea-rhinoserous-undergarments."
    fave if you know where this is from :)
    
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11. Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Patrick: I'm mad.
    Spongebob: Why are you mad?
    Patrick: Because I can't see my
    forehead.
    
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12. Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC
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13. Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.
    
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14. Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    friends are like snowflakes,
    if you pee on them they disappear
    nmf
    
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15. Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD
    MOMENT
    When you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.
    nmf
    
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16. Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    I SECTRETLY HOPE
    YOU'RE GOING TO BE
    MISERABLE
    BUT EVEN
    MORE
    SECTRETLY
    I HOPE YOU'RE
    GOING TO BE
    HAPPY
    
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