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Mistie_x

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Member Since: 30 Dec 2011 07:54am

Last Seen: 7 Jan 2014 05:01am

user id: 257236

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hiya there buckarooo
i'm monika
life is gr9
and so are pancakes
that will be all
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  1. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    So I get more tired by sitting at home all day and doing absolutely nothing than I would do by going out and climing a mountain or something?
    How does that work? :$

  2. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak.
    Since birth, it has been a sign that you're alive.

  3. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    *tilt*
    you are beautiful <3

  4. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    OMFG!!!!!! THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY!!!!!
    lol joke, happy april fools ;D

  5. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Who are you to judge the life I live?
    I know I'm not perfect,
    and I don't try to be ...
    but before you start pointing fingers,
    make sure your hands are clean!

  6. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Each day comes with 86,2400 seconds.
    TICK. TOCK.

  7. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    So today this guy said my face was ugly.
    My comeback:
    ''If you don't like my face, you don't have to look at me.''
    that shut him up, and yet, he still kept looking at me :L

  8. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Please Read - Any good?:)
    One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
    Smiling. What comes to mind when you hear the word ‘Smiling’? Do you think of a small child experiencing happiness as they receive a lollipop? Or maybe you think of an innocent teenage girl, hiding her pain behind twenty-eight perfectly whitened teeth? Whatever it may be, let me tell you this, no smile is ever to be trusted, for you never know, it may be the smile of a criminal. And eccentrically enough, I was given the privilege of witnessing such a smile, and what an extraordinary smile it was.
    It happened on one sunny and majorly delightful summer afternoon, I was leisurely strolling through a pleasantly scented children’s park, when I saw her, with that smile. The pure and innocent beauty of it was astounding. Not even the wisest of minds would have ever been able to detect the fact that this peculiar smile was one of a villain mastermind. She wandered around the park in such a gracious manner that at first sight you’d think that she was not touching the ground, but instead, floating through the air like an immaculately fragile feather. I decided to approach her, eager to see her concept of life.
    As I sat that day and conversed with her about the human existence, little did I know that this endearing young lady would soon be one to take control over it. Mine. Yours. Everyone’s. Her gently flowing voice appeared to be restful and without intention, although the passion she had for the subject made me attentive towards her actions. She seemed so harmless, blameless, guiltless. But in her I eyes I could see that her goal was anything but gratifying.
    Unfortunately, my prediction came true and within weeks of me meeting this remarkable human being, she was on the top of the list of the most wanted criminals of all time. What she did, I must not reveal, although I can say this, the misconduct she made was the most deplorable yet highly respectable thing anyone, in the history of mankind, has ever completed. At the start of the investigation many others were held responsible, harshly interrogated, and charged with the sentence of death. She left no trace, whatsoever; she was a professional.
    When the truth finally came out, no one believed that this angel faced girl was the one to commit such a nefarious and unmerciful deed. But one look in her wondrous green eyes and you knew that this girl, no matter how small and insignificant to the world, held the power to compose such chaos that the catastrophic events of the most infuriated of hurricanes, were no match. That girl, and that smile, turned out to be the most treacherous and intimidating effects the world has ever seen. And all one was able to do was sit there and watch, watch how the girl with the pure and innocent beauty of her smile, dominated humanity.

  9. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Today this guy was staring at me so I asked him to stop it.
    He asked me why.
    And I told
    ''Because the longer you look at me, the more flaws you will see.''

  10. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    My future's so bright,
    I gotta wear shades B)

  11. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    The Hunger Games was AMAZING!!!
    ... the books are better though:L

  12. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    I am a bomb technician, if you see me running,
    try to keep up!

  13. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    When I was young my momma dropped me in a box of glitter,
    been shining ever since ... <3

  14. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    A peach is a peach,
    A plum is a plum,
    A kiss isn't a kiss,
    without a tongue,
    so open your mouth,
    close your eyes,
    and give your tongue
    some exercise ;)

  15. Mistie_x Mistie_x
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    We are all explorers, trying to find ourselves ...

:)

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