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MissChrissie

1. MissChrissie
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2013 9:29am UTC
   Sarcasm:
   Just one of the many services I offer.
   
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2. MissChrissie
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   April 4, 2013 9:13am UTC
   Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
   
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3. MissChrissie
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   April 1, 2013 4:01pm UTC
   Reasons why I'm fat:
   1) I eat when I'm bored.
   2) I'm bored all the time.
   
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4. MissChrissie
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   April 1, 2013 12:23pm UTC
   Sorry, I can't today.
   My sister's, friend's, mother's, grandpa's, brother's, grandson's, uncle's fish died. And yes. It was tragic
   
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5. MissChrissie
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   April 1, 2013 12:15pm UTC
   I don't think I would ever be able to stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw into the capri sun.
   
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6. MissChrissie
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   April 1, 2013 12:02pm UTC
   I'm not hungry. But I'm bored. Therefore I shall eat.
   
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7. MissChrissie
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   April 1, 2013 11:54am UTC
   We are all mature.. Untill someone brings out the bubble wrap.
   
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8. MissChrissie
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   April 1, 2013 11:51am UTC
   All my trust issues lead back to those raisin cookies that looked like chocolate chip cookies.
   
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9. MissChrissie
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   April 1, 2013 11:48am UTC
   Yes, I'm larger than you.
   But that is only because I can't be smart, beautiful, amazing AND skinny.
   
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10. MissChrissie
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    April 1, 2013 11:43am UTC
    Not all goodbyes are sad. For example "Good-bye class."
    
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11. MissChrissie
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    March 31, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    I don't like two faced people. The thing is, I don't know which side to slap first.
    
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12. MissChrissie
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    March 31, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Annoying person: Aww, you're so cute when you're mad.
    Me: Keep it up, and I'm about to get real adorable.
    
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13. MissChrissie
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    March 31, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    Dear annoying person,
    You have some terrible habits. Breathing is one of them.
    
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