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MillieTheMermaid

1. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 23, 2011 12:00pm UTC
   If you're gonna put the hot dog in the bun, Use condimentsOr else you're gonna haveLittle vienna sausages running around.
   
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2. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 13, 2011 11:01am UTC
   Every time i go in the bathroom and the shower curtain is closed, i open it because i think it's a killer in there trying to murder me while im using the bathroom.
   
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3. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 12, 2011 6:33pm UTC
   My name is Amelia.
   i am bully victim.
   yes i cut. Yes i have thought about suicide.
   But i know i shouldn't do it, i'm here for a reason.
   People have died from aids, cancer, many things, peopl that deserve to be here more than i do.
   i should be grateful, because there is alot of people that DID want there life, that died too soon.
   ♥♥♥♥♥
   
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4. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 12, 2011 6:15pm UTC
   When guys get on witty.
   "Hmm,"
   scrolls through page.
   clicks page two.
   clicks page three.
   "Aw, that's cute."
   "Man, that's sad."
   "AAH, PERIOD QUOTE D:"
   
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5. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 12, 2011 2:02pm UTC
   Remember when
   The olsen twins were "Michelle?"
   and didn't have there own clothing line?
   
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6. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 11, 2011 6:15pm UTC
   Wasted Time
   chapter 1 page 2
   I immediately called David.
   "Hello?"
   "Hey David."
   "You ready for me to pick you up?"
   "Yeah,"
   "Okay, where are you?"
   "I'm at the library."
   "Okay."
   "Bye."
   "Bye,"
   i hung up.
   "How come you didnt tell him?" Ariona asked.
   "I'm gonna trick him." I answered.
   "Haha, okay. So what's the plan?"
   Ariona is gonna walk out of the library and walk up to David.
   David is gonna think it's me, of course.
   Ariona is going to kiss him,
   and i'm gonna pop up behind him and pretend to be shocked.
   ______________________________________________
   David finally pulled up, and Ariona walked out.
   "Hey Iliona."
   "Hey David." Iliona kissed David.
   Then i ran up to him.
   "David what are you doing?!"
   "Wha- what?!
   
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7. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 11, 2011 5:03pm UTC
   2011: whenever you call baby, I roll up.
   1836: whenever you use your telegraph .. i
   will surely be of your assistance shortly.
   
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8. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 11, 2011 4:53pm UTC
   Hey ugly, happy opposites day.
   
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9. MillieTheMermaid
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   December 11, 2011 4:47pm UTC
   do not read.
   a girl wats beat by her father. if you dont repost she will show up at your bed at 2:12
   Hhaha, i don't have a bed. and i stay up until 7 in the morning. Whats that b*tch gonna do now, huh?
   
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    December 11, 2011 4:32pm UTC
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    December 11, 2011 2:07am UTC
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12. MillieTheMermaid
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    December 11, 2011 1:33am UTC
    only my friends would ask me if i would lick an octopus. only my friends.
    
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13. MillieTheMermaid
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    December 11, 2011 1:27am UTC
    i dont exactly hate you, but, lets just put it like this.
    if the zombie apocalypse actually happens, i would throw you at the zombies.
    
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