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Michelleisamazing

1. Michelleisamazing
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   October 23, 2011 6:02pm UTC
   that one boy deep down inside you secretly like but no one else knows (:
   
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2. Michelleisamazing
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   September 16, 2011 9:22pm UTC
   love
   if it didnt matter u wouldn't be thinking about it
   
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3. Michelleisamazing
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   August 7, 2011 6:34pm UTC
   the less you care
   the more happiness
   
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4. Michelleisamazing
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   August 7, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   IM NOT SINGLE
   im in a long lasting relationship
   with fun && freedom <333
   
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5. Michelleisamazing
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   May 25, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   SCOTTTY <333 YAY HE WON (:
   
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6. Michelleisamazing
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   May 1, 2011 8:12pm UTC
   that ironic moment when u listen to a song and then its on the radio (:
   
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7. Michelleisamazing
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   April 2, 2011 9:13pm UTC
   when ur teacher looks up while laughing to see if anyone looks &
   you look & say to urself why did i look i dont give a crap wht shes laughing
   
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8. Michelleisamazing
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   March 25, 2011 8:17pm UTC
   that awkward moment when your parents tell to stay in line when you're shopping and when your almost near the cashier they are not even back yet :p
   
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9. Michelleisamazing
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   March 25, 2011 8:11pm UTC
   that awkward moment u realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner get married they would both be TAYLOR LAUTNER *
   
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10. Michelleisamazing
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    March 25, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    * a celebrity is a person who works hard all their life to become well known , then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized (:
    
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11. Michelleisamazing
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    March 6, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    do u have a Band-Aid i scraped my knee falling in love seeing u <33333
    
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12. Michelleisamazing
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    March 6, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    the world going to hell & im driving the bus
    
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13. Michelleisamazing
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    January 29, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    so i go to this dollar store everythings a dollar and the guy tht the owner like comes up and says can i help u and follows us like u sworee it was a furniture store?
    
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14. Michelleisamazing
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    January 29, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    If you are 80% addicted to going on the computer
    call 1-800-i-need-a-life (:
    *Mine*
    
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15. Michelleisamazing
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    January 29, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    I put the FU in FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (:
    * Mine*
    
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16. Michelleisamazing
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    January 29, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Its only funny until someone gets hurt then its hilarious(:
    
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17. Michelleisamazing
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    January 29, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    If all my friend were to jump off the bridge
    I wouldn't jump with them
    I'd be at the bottom to catch them (:
    
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18. Michelleisamazing
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    January 29, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    Yo Moma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voicemail :)
    
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19. Michelleisamazing
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    January 29, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    Customer: Waiter!!!!!! theres a hair in my soup!!!
    Waiter: Excuse me thats not a hair its a crack in the bowl :P
    *Mine*
    
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20. Michelleisamazing
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    January 29, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    I tried to sniff coke oncee..........the ice cubes got stuck :)
    MINE*
    
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