Merendinox3

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My name is Nicole, I'm 14 years young and from Jersey<3 . Yes, I'm a ginger. I love all my friends, they're what keeps me going everyday. I hope one day to be in criminal justice, and I REALLY want to be an FBI agent, or a Crime Scene Investigator. I consider myself decently funny. I play basketball ( I just started playing) and volleyball (my true passion, I've been playing for years) at the moment . I LOVE to write, & I write all my own quotes, and they come from the heart, and/or my witty brain. I am THE Master of COD. I absolutely adore photography, and doing my friends' nails. Consider me a panda bear, I can be White, Black, and Asian all at the same time. I have an obsession with YMCMB, [especially Drake ;], I looove to rap, and freestyle (:,Hello Kitty, & Gabriel Iglesias. I'm single, and definitely sure that'll stay that way for a while. My 2 favorite people in the world are my mom, and my brother. I'm pretty friendly, and love meeting new people so don't be afraid to talk to me. I love you all ! <3 (And P.S. Shannon's a fag)

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 2:10am UTC

Why am I so smooth around other guys,
But when Im around you, I'm awkward as ish.
(Had to re-post this without the swearing :)

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 9:43pm UTC

Does a nyone pu ll l up their
CURLY HAI R,
and when you attempt to
get the ha i r tie out,
you l i tteral ly l o s e the ha i rtie i n your ha i r ?
-_-

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:12pm UTC

And who else,
takes an interesting event in your day, and tries to make it into a
Witty quote? ♥

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:08pm UTC

Thank goodness for internent accesible phones, Without it, I wouldn't be able to 'urbandictionary' everything people say in their texts.

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:03pm UTC

That awkaward
moment when...
You have to face the person in school you've been talking to for hours the night before.

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 8:58am UTC

Everyone:
Go on Google, type in "let it snow", press enter, and wait five seconds. (:

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 11:00pm UTC

Does anyone else
eat an apple
right after eating something
unhealthy? (:
Format Credit: breatheandlove

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 10:57pm UTC

Does anyone else's mom assume you're pregnant when your period is a day late ?

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:53pm UTC

Why is there so much gay hate?
We're all homos;
homosapiens.
(My quote, please don't s t ea l )

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 3:26pm UTC

"Seven days without love makes one weak.
-D r a k e ♥"
nmf

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 9:52pm UTC

That awkard moment,
When you begin to explain technology to your
grandmother, and then just give up.
For example:
"What are you doing ?"
"Burning a CD grandma.."
"BURNING A CD!? Those things cost money!"
Ahh forget it...

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 10:59pm UTC

*Credit to DramaQueen17, my best friend ;*
(I just felt like filling this out ;)
This orThat?
[] Eminem or Lil Wayne [x]- both fell offff. but my love for YMCMB made me pick him <3 [Eminem was sooooo much better when he was still shady] & (i still love you weezy, even though Tha Carter IV was terrible.)
[x] UGGs or Flip Flops []
[] Smoothies or Slushies [x]
[] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson [] - Neither sorry. Drake [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
[] Beach or Swimming Pool [x]
[x] Witty or Facebook []
[] Movies or TV Shows [x]
[x] Curly Hair or Straight [x] - agreed Jordan {:
[] Abercrombie or Hollister [x]
[x] Dogs or Cats []- Eww cats ! (Ba da da dum ;) -INSIDEEEER.
[x] Winter or Summer []
[x] Solo Artists or Bands []
[] Singing or Acting [x]
[] Pictures or Videos [x]
[] Softball or Volleyball [xxxxx]- duhh ;p
[x] Books or Magazines [x]- only books that aren't forced upon by the Killer Miller. ™
[x] Love or Friendship [x]- shouldn't they go hand in hand ?
[x] Straight or Gay[]
[x] Beautiful or Hot [] - Agreed again corncob {: Its so much better when someone calls you beautiful over hot. Hot is just --- degrading.
[] Asleep or Awake [x]
[] Dresses/Skirts or Leggings/Shorts [x]
[]Twilight or Hunger Games [xx] <3333
[] Jacob or Edward [x]- ehh neither. but if i had to, edward (: .
[x] Harry Potter or Twilight []-neither. but i strongly dislike twilight and all other vampire movies. that ish is just plain dumb.
[x] Music or TV []
Jordan: If you made this up yourself, please make more. And if anyone has any surveys they'd like to share, I LOVE filling them out & commenting of course :)
kbye readers.

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 4:05pm UTC

Mom: Are you sure you'll be patient enough to wait on lines for Black Friday?
Me: Mom, who needs patience when you have your fists?

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 3:14pm UTC

Please don't shush me.
Because that'll just make me talk
louder.

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 10:09am UTC

Walking into something,
And then yelling and cursing at it.
It did nothing to you. You were the one who walked into it idiot.

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 9:57am UTC

I find it funny how:On the commercial, Virgin Mobile is living the party life, and accuses T-Mobile of being goody-goody, When they're name is VIRGIN Mobile.

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 9:15pm UTC

Admit it ;
You know you can't watch 1,000 Ways to Die
alone.
nmq

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:59pm UTC

I hate it when ; You s l i p your foot i n t o a n UG G, And there's already a sock in there.-_-

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 10:58pm UTC

If our school was all
girls;
I wouldn't have to try so hard.

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Merendinox3
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 2:39pm UTC

MW3 is $60?!
I'll just play my old-fashoned Black Ops for now.
And get like 5 million headshots.

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