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Melodiaudrey

1. Melodiaudrey
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 2:25pm UTC
   So he was not being nice to you
   So you are not with him </3
   
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2. Melodiaudrey
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   August 30, 2010 11:23am UTC
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3. Melodiaudrey
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   August 30, 2010 10:31am UTC
   Hold me like I'm the only one,
   Hear me as if I'll soon be gone,
   Love me 'til my dying breath,
   Laugh for me after I'm put to rest...
   
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4. Melodiaudrey
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2010 2:53pm UTC
   Cross out the things you've done.
   and highlight the things you want to do..
   Graduated high school.
   Kissed Someone
   Smoked a cigarette.
   Got so dunk you passed out.
   Rode every ride at an amusment park
   Collected something really stupid.
   Gone to a rock concert.
   Helped someone.
   Gone fishing.
   Watched four movies in one night.
   Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
   Lied to someone.
   Snorted cocaine.
   Failed a class.
   Smoked weed.
   Dealt drugs.
   Been in a car accident.
   Been in a tornado.
   Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
   Watched someone die.
   Been to a funeral.
   Burned yourself.
   ran a marathon
   Cried yourself to sleep.
   Spent over $200 in one day.
   Flown on a plane.
   Cheated on someone.
   Been cheated on.
   Written a 10 page letter.
   Gone skiing
   Been sailing.
   Cut yourself on accident.
   ...on purpose
   Had a best friend.
   Lost someone you loved.
   Shoplifted something.
   Been to jail.
   Dangerously close to being in jail
   Skipped School
   Had detention.
   Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
   Stolen books from the library.
   Gone to a different country.
   Dropped out of school.
   Been in a mental hospital.
   Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
   Had an online diary.
   Fired a gun.
   Had a yard sale.
   Had a lemonade stand.
   Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
   Been in a school play.
   Been fired from a job.
   Taken a lie detector test.
   Swam with dolphins.
   Gone to sea world.
   Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
   Written poetry.
   Read more than 20 books a year.
   Gone to Europe.
   Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
   Used a coloring book over age 12.
   Had surgery.
   Had stiches
   Taken a taxi.
   Seen the Washington Monument.
   Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
   Overdosed.
   Had a drug or alcohol problem.
   Been in a fist fight.
   Suffered any form of abuse.
   Gone surfing in California
   Had a hamster.
   Pet a wild animal.
   Used a credit card.
   Did “spirit day” at school.
   Dyed your hair.
   Got a tattoo.
   Had something pierced.
   Got straight A’s.
   Been on the Honor Roll.
   Known someone with HIV or AIDS
   
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5. Melodiaudrey
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   July 7, 2010 2:39pm UTC
   F YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
   So, here's how it works:
   1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
   2. Put it on shuffle
   3. Press play
   4. For every question, type the song that's playing
   5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
   6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Opening Credits: Teenagers- My Chemical Romance
   Waking Up: Haunted- Evanescence
   First Day of School: Catch Me- Demi Lovato
   Falling in Love: Fergalicious- Fergie
   Fight Song: That's What You Get- Paramore
   Breaking Up: Skeleton Song- Kate Nash
   Studying/Workin: Carnival Of The Animals: XIV The Swan- Acadamy of London & Richard Stamp
   Life: Panic Switch- Silversun Pickups
   Mental Breakdown: Kiss 'n' Tell
   Sunny Day: Love Song- Sarah Barellies
   Rainy day: Read Between The Lines- KSM
   Party/Dance Music: Ignorance- Paramore
   Driving: Tore My Heart- Oona
   Sleeping/Dreaming: Outside Looking In- Jordan Pruitt
   Nightmare: Lighthouse- The Hush Sound
   Flashback: Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne
   Wedding: The Fear- Lily Allen
   Birth of a child: Poker Face- Lady Gaga
   Final Battle: Fences- Paramore
   Death Scene: Cassie- Flyleaf
   Funeral Song: The Taste Of Ink- The Used
   End credits: Careful- Paramore
   its weirddd. almost all of them worked O_o
   
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6. Melodiaudrey
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   July 7, 2010 1:43pm UTC
   red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
   orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
   yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
   lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
   light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
   purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
   pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
   black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
   spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
   make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
   make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
   To make a dotted border....
   <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
   To make a hot pink backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a black backround...
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a solid border....
   <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
   to make a dashed border....
   <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
   to make a medium blue backround....
   <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
   </span></span></span></div>
   to make a light pink backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   to make a blue backround....
   <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
   papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
   french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
   Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
   Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
   SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
   dont have 2 favorite.... just did it 4 the codes :)
   
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7. Melodiaudrey
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2010 2:51am UTC
   boy: I <3 u
   girl: what?!?!?
   boy: *repeats* I <3 u
   girl: why
   boy: what???
   girl:why do you love me?
   boy: are you sure you wanna kno?
   girl: yes...
   boy: well I wrote a whole damn song ;)
   <3
   
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8. Melodiaudrey
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   July 3, 2010 2:35am UTC
   ...and he lays his head on my shoulder and we laugh about nothing while my heart does flips, and then,
   His dad calls and is right across the street waiting XP
   
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9. Melodiaudrey
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   July 3, 2010 1:50am UTC
   Edward: will you marry me?
   Bella:.............................................yes.
   *make out scene*
   ME: *in a bella voice* but only if i get to bang you after ;P
   
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10. Melodiaudrey
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2010 1:45am UTC
    When you want to have a heart to heart and tell me what's really going on,
    call me...
    ...
    don't bother
    
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11. Melodiaudrey
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    April 20, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    LOOK AT ALL THE FASHION ZOMBIES HANGING OUT AT ABERCROMBIE
    
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12. Melodiaudrey
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2010 6:23pm UTC
    Dear Friend,
    You brag,
    you think your hot,
    you think everyone loves you,
    *NEWSFLASH*
    NO ONE LIKES YOU
    signed,
    everyone
    
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13. Melodiaudrey
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Wow i finally got the background!!
    
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14. Melodiaudrey
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 3:58pm UTC
    What a BOYFRIEND should know and a GIRLFRIEND should do:
    Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: Lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: Whisper in her ear
    Girls: Giggle
    Guys: Always be the one to kiss her first.
    Girls: Don't just let him, kiss him back.
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Girls: Tell him you love him so much.
    Guys: Look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush.*************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    -now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
    
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15. Melodiaudrey
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    December 29, 2009 3:50pm UTC
    I love you and it's as simple as that
    
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16. Melodiaudrey
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    December 22, 2009 1:22pm UTC
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17. Melodiaudrey
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    December 20, 2009 3:13pm UTC
    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    Brown paper packages tied up with strings
    These might all be fine and dandy, but you of course are my favorite thing <3
    
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18. Melodiaudrey
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    December 19, 2009 12:11am UTC
    When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes. ;)
    
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19. Melodiaudrey
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    December 19, 2009 12:05am UTC
    Fathers are like bodyguards. When a guy gets to close, they punch 'em. ;)
    
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20. Melodiaudrey
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    December 18, 2009 7:12pm UTC
    girl:I think I'm fallin' for you
    boy:*looks at her mischeviously* I wanna fall on top of you!! ;)
    girl:I think I love you
    boy: *starts getting nervous*I think I love your bod
    girl:I wanna grow old with you
    boy:*looks at her with sorrow and longing* But won't you be ugly then?
    girl:so what do you say
    boy:*sighs* let me tell you what i truly think of you, your the most beautiful person i have ever met. Inside and out. You make me laugh smile and wish i was a better person. The only reason i push you away is because you deserve better.
    girl:you are better. if you can tell me all that , you are one of the best guys around in my book. so let me say this again. what do you say?
    boy: I love you <3
    
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