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Ninja918
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September 22, 2013 2:05pm UTC

How many times will I break till I shatter

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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okay*
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September 22, 2013 2:33pm UTC

imagine if, every time you refreshed the page, you got a new notification…

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okay*
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September 22, 2013 1:44pm UTC

If everyone from Witty reposts things from Tumblr, then why doesn't everyone from Witty just make a Tumblr?
Grr these things just keep me up at night.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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* Cait *
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September 22, 2013 2:06pm UTC

even heroes have the right to dream
nmf

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caseythecool
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September 22, 2013 2:23pm UTC

It’s getting to be that time of year
where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not

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josephxX
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September 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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September 22, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Last night I had a dream that my best friend told me to k.ll myself.
what a coincidence.

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spence*
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September 22, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Reasons why I didn't do my essay:
1. "If you don't have passion for something, you shouldn't be doing it in the first place." - Lee Alexander McQueen

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spence*
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September 22, 2013 2:33pm UTC

How dare you not notice me while I ignore you.

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Patrick_Stop*
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September 22, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Format chickittylover, triangle idea from ImmaBeWitty
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The person that you'd
take a bullet for
is behind the
trigger.
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memall7
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September 22, 2013 2:21pm UTC

If I lay here, if I just lay here,
would you lie with me and just forget all the homework due tomorrow

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okay*
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September 22, 2013 2:15pm UTC

*To the tune of Jingle Bells*
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the hills I go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
I wake up in the hospital
With stitches on my head
911, 911, please take me away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an ambulance all day!
nmq

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 22, 2013 2:28pm UTC

me: *shuts laptop after 375856 hours*
me: ok now where's my phone

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spence*
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September 22, 2013 2:28pm UTC

I hate it when I tell my teacher I don't understand something
And then they repeat it the same way
And it's like no I understand what you're saying, I'm not deaf.
I don't understand what it MEANS.

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spence*
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September 22, 2013 2:31pm UTC

If you feel like
no one cares, you're wrong. I don't
know you, but I care.
I don't want anyone feeling alone or unloved,
it hurts me. Please don't do it, because I care.

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dinosaur_rawr
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September 22, 2013 1:39pm UTC

I don't understand parents.
I say I'm going out and they question me as if I said I just killed someone!

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memall7
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September 22, 2013 2:07pm UTC

BORED OF BEING
BORED BECAUSE
BEING BORED IS
BORING

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HakunaaMatata
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September 22, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Do you ever get mad at yourself because you're not even good at the things you thought you were good at?

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