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1. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 6:13am UTC
   friend1: Hey, I'm not doing too well, give me a pep talk!
   friend2: I don't care. Besides, I'm winning.
   
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2. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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   August 2, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   Me: Mom, I need a tampon!
   Mom: What for?
   Me: I have a nosebleed!
   
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3. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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   August 1, 2012 11:55pm UTC
   Me: Do I get one or two pieces?
   Friend: One.
   Me: Alright, two pieces!
   
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4. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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   August 1, 2012 11:52pm UTC
   Cheers, Darling...
   I should have kissed you when we were alone.
   Damien Rice-O
   
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5. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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   August 1, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   The only thing that does work,
   is work.
   
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6. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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   July 29, 2012 7:15am UTC
   So since I'm not your everything, how about I'll be nothing.
   Nothing at all to you, baby, I won't shed a tear for you.
   I won't lose a wink of sleep, cause the truth of the matter is,
   replacing you is so easy.
   
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7. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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   July 29, 2012 7:11am UTC
   Beyonce: To the left, to left
   me: Crap, the other left!
   
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8. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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   July 29, 2012 7:05am UTC
   guy1: I'm 99.9% sure.
   guy2: So you don't know.
   
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9. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 7:03am UTC
   What some people call madness, I call brilliance
   
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10. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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    July 29, 2012 6:54am UTC
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11. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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    July 29, 2012 6:51am UTC
    Snape: Why that's absurd!
    Lupin: You're absurd!
    Snape: What?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
    Lupin: YOU'RE ABSURD!
    Snape: THAT'S ABSURD!
    Lucius: You'll pay for this!
    Snape: PUT IT ON MY TAB!
    Umbridge: Did you get my text?
    Dumbledore: Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!
    Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back.
    Remus: Oh sh*t! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my d*** mouth around you little b*******! I'm sorry. Shoot!. I've got to watch my d*** mouth around you little b*******.
    
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12. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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    July 29, 2012 6:47am UTC
    Ron: "There's another Horcrux. I
    hope it isn't an Ashely Tisdale
    poster. I couldn't do that."
    
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13. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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    July 29, 2012 6:43am UTC
    Harry Potter loves Zac Efron
    more than anyone else on the
    planet!
    
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14. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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    July 29, 2012 6:41am UTC
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15. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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    July 29, 2012 6:39am UTC
    Floo Powder Power!
    Floo Powder Power!
    Floo Powder Power!
    
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16. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 6:36am UTC
    "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
    "What the H*** is a Hufflepuff?"
    AVPM
    
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17. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 6:32am UTC
    Dad: Pretty sure I just made an illegal turn.
    Me: No, I think you're good.
    Dad: How'd you know that?
    Me: Because it's only illegal if they catch you.
    
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18. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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    July 29, 2012 6:22am UTC
    I'm too sexy for my life,
    too sexy for my life
    so sexy it hurts...
    
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19. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 6:18am UTC
    Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
    What you want me to do with this, eat it?
    Happy Birthday to the ground!
    I threw the rest of the cake too.
    ~~~
    Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph
    GROUND
    Nobody wants your autograph, phonies
    Then the two phonies got up
    Turns out they had a taser
    
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20. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
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    July 29, 2012 6:12am UTC
    At the farmer's market with my so-called girlfriend,
    she hands me her cell phone, says its my dad.
    Man, this aint my dad, this is a cell phone.
    I threw it on the ground.
    What, you think I'm stupid?
    I'm not a part of your system
    My dad's not a phone, duh!
    
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