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MaryPenguin

1. MaryPenguin
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2013 11:46pm UTC
   I sorta,
   kinda,
   maybe,
   might,
   slightly,
   possibly,
   think I maybe
   like you.
   A lot.
   
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2. MaryPenguin
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   August 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   What if some family's last name was "British" so whenever they go over to your house you can panic while you furiously clean up while screaming "The British are coming!"
   no? ok
   
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3. MaryPenguin
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   August 17, 2013 3:43am UTC
   Let's be together forever.
   Okay?
   Okay.
   
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4. MaryPenguin
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   August 16, 2013 3:57am UTC
   If we were meant to be together...
   Why are we apart?
   
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5. MaryPenguin
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   August 12, 2013 10:44am UTC
   D F T B A
   
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6. MaryPenguin
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   August 11, 2013 1:54am UTC
   Forever together,
   Never apart...
   Maybe in distance-
   but never in heart.
   
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7. MaryPenguin
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   August 11, 2013 1:40am UTC
   I woke up at noon.
   ..
   Do I eat breakfast or lunch?
   
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8. MaryPenguin
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   August 11, 2013 1:37am UTC
   A guy should judge a girl on the size of her heart.
   Not the size of her bra.
   
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9. MaryPenguin
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   August 11, 2013 1:23am UTC
   "When you feel cold and warm at the same time, when you've read over the same line for the tenth time, when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme, and when a simple name conquers your whole mind, then you are in deep trouble, my friend... You are in what they call, love."
   
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10. MaryPenguin
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    August 11, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Meeting you was fate.
    becoming your friend was a choice.
    but falling in love with you...
    That's something
    I had no control over.
    
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11. MaryPenguin
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    August 11, 2013 12:25am UTC
    People are going out to the movies with friends and going out to eat and enjoying summer vacation by doing fun, active activities...
    All *I* want to do is curl up in a pillow fort and watch movies AT HOME in a dark room with the air conditioning full blast and eat ice cream until I'm sick and see how many hershey kisses I can fit in my mouth at one time and daydream about things and slide around the house in my socks and dance to music and sing so loud the neighbors move and then I want to shoot at things with a Nerf gun.
    Well... with any kind of gun, come to think of it.
    
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12. MaryPenguin
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    August 10, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    I'm good at solving problems if they aren't my own.
    You feel me?
    
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13. MaryPenguin
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    August 10, 2013 2:04am UTC
    *at the gorilla exhibit at the zoo*
    Brother: *Puts arm gently on my shoulder* "Welcome home, Mary."
    
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14. MaryPenguin
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    August 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    if a plant is sad, you photosympathize with it.
    
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15. MaryPenguin
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    July 30, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    A lion doesn't loose sleep
    over the opinion of sheep.
    
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16. MaryPenguin
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    July 27, 2013 12:28am UTC
    LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A TIME WHEN I WAS EMBARASSED.
    It all started when I typed something wrong on a chat box, while I was talking to some guy on voice chat.
    He made fun of me for using "your" instead of "you're".
    I said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at grammage."
    Do you see the issue?
    I said grammage.
    GRAMMAGE.
    WHAT. THE. FLIPPING DOLPHINS.
    Was is a cross between "Grammar" and "Language"?
    Grammage. It rolls off your tongue. Sorta. (sorta, as in -not really-)
    This could be a new thing, ya know? like "Pardon my grammage, young bloke!!"
    ..or not. ya know. whatevs.
    
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17. MaryPenguin
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    July 26, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    Tee hee hee.
    69th quote. *giggles*
    Okay okay I'm mature now. I gots dis.
    ...
    *giggles*
    
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18. MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    Love
    isn't who you can imagine yourself with.
    It's who you can't imagine yourself without.
    -Unknown
    
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19. MaryPenguin
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    July 12, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    When I'm with you,
    the only place I want to be
    is closer.
    
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20. MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    .
    .
    I FREAKING HATE IT
    When I'm trying to play basketball
    and my head's in the game but my
    heart's in the song
    
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