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  1. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:45am UTC
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  2. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:27am UTC
     
    Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
     
    Awwww!:D
     
    Yeah cos like, your face is really messed up.
    ...-.-
     
     :)
     

  3. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:43am UTC
    And Sometimesi just feel like im being used..
     
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 11:48am UTC
    Some People.
     

  5. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    i know you will probably never want to talk to me again, but i want you to know that....
    You meen everything to me
    I wouldnt like.... be able to live without you
    Your my bestest friend ever
    Whenever i think bout drama or wen im gonna see u it makes me so happy
    thats literally how i get thru the week
    i dont think i have EVER had a friend liek you ever
    i hosnestly underatdn if u never wanna trust me again.. but i didnt say anything i swear :'(
    Dude, I love you so much Ellie.. <3
    NEVER forget that.

  6. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I Love My Best Friend So Much.yShe meens The World To Me.

  7. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:41am UTC
    Guuyyyysss :DDoes anyone,
    Wanna Play
    Draw Something With me ?? :D
    Comment your username if ya do :D

  8. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Be Yourself. 
    Because everyone else is already taken. 
     ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  9. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:50am UTC
    I asked God for a bike,
    But then i remembered God dosent work that way, so i stole a bike and asked for forgivness instead. ❤

  10. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    You only live once
    but if you do things right
    once is enoughformat by julietechoecho

  11. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Keep Smiling,
    It will make people
    wonder what you're up to

     

  12. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 10:19am UTC
    I Want A Witty Best Friend To Talk to<3
    ~Anyonee?

  13. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    How long does it take you to put on makeup,
    Considering you have two faces?

  14. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Katy Perry's way of thinking :
    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? No... -.-.

  15. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    OMG. HE is gonna ask me out <3

  16. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    You know , when i text you , it would be nice for you to actually answer back. kthanks.

  17. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Okay Righty xx i wanna know
    Fave if you like one direction
    Comment if you dont

  18. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Walking into your
    best friends house, 
      like you live there.

  19. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 10:58am UTC
    Google
    My future Husband
    Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    Everything Did you mean: Liam Payne?
    credit to PaperLung

  20. MarthaMuffin MarthaMuffin
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    All my skype calls start with :
    CAN YOU HEAR ME?

:)

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