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Heey My Witty Sisters:*!, My name is Maria and i come from Tennessee and live with my Mom, step dad and brother's, I love make-up and giving advice to people who need it. Like my quotes and follow me Guys:), Loveyou's all<3!..xoxo

MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 5:28pm UTC

I love Chelsea Houska from TeenMom
<3 if you thiink Chelsea and Aubree are wee Babes:*!?..

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 4:36pm UTC

Why Judge Someone..
you know nothing about?. There may be a million reasons a person is the way they are. Trust me, nobody can stay strong, so when someone breaks down, there just a picture for you to point and laugh at. We have all had our fair shares of judgements, my dad had an anxiety disorder and people made fun of me and said my dad wasn't normal and needed to go to a mental hospital. I swear i had never punched someone so haard in my life. POINT IS think before you open that thing underneath your nose people. It can easily destroy someones life. R.I.P Daddy GBNF<3

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 8:35am UTC

Pleasee Reaaad This, so funny:*!:-
I just reaad a newspaper and went to a page which reaad, 'What was the worst xmas prestent you have ever been given' a boy replay 'My Life.' Never laughed so much in my life!>..

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 8:32am UTC

Rocky IV best film ♥

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 8:28am UTC

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 8:26am UTC

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their Armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her. But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you. What happens when you become the main source of her pain?♥

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 8:24am UTC

This is creator of exams!,
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How many slap can he Get?
1 FAVE=1 SLAP

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 8:20am UTC

Working till seven, the highlight of my day has been the noodles I had for lunch .

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 8:00am UTC

Fave if your over 10:*!?..xo

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 7:54am UTC

..DEAR CHRISTMAS ANGEL,
WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ANY ILLNESSES, AND PLEASE WATCH OVER AND HEAL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS... BRING QUIET WHERE THERE IS CHAOS, BRING LIGHT WHERE THERE IS DARKNESS, AND PUT LOVE IN OUR HEARTS...STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND RE-POST! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR xxx :-)

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 7:52am UTC

hatecramp,
blehh ......

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 7:46am UTC

And where were you, when i needed you the most?..

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MariaSmurf
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December 22, 2011 7:04am UTC

That amazing feeling
When you have a SUPER clean bedroom:*!
HWGGG Santaaa♥!...

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MariaSmurf
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December 21, 2011 2:48pm UTC

Anyonee know a good wee Jacob Black and Renesmee Cullen story:$?..xo