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  1. nikkstuhhx0 nikkstuhhx0
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Perfect Eyes
    Perfect Smile
    Perfect Laugh
    Perfect Teeth
    Perfect Voice
    Perfect Style
    Perfect Everything
    admit it
    Someone immediately came to mind :)

  2. luvcheer luvcheer
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:27am UTC
    me never smiling again.. laughing again.. telling jokes again.. trying to make you happy again.. never holding your hand again.. is like nailing jello to a tree.
    i m p o s s i b l e.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Louis: wanna hear a joke about cats?
    Harry: no
    Louis: you gotta be kitten me!

    format credit to OneDirection

  4. honeyho11y honeyho11y
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    That girl you just called a mudblood?
    She spends hours every day practicing spells hoping people will like her
    That boy you just stupified?
    His parents use the cruciatus curse on him regularly
    The guy you just made fun of for crying?
    His mother was killed by a death eater
    That kid you just pushed?
    Hes trying to use the killing curse on himself
    Fave this if you are against bullying. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

  5. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Let's have a garden party,
    Lettuce Turnip the Beet.

  7. hihelloimrachel hihelloimrachel
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Dude, are you throwing stones at my window? What do you have a phone for?
    nmq/nmf
    Okay, sorry, you're right.
    Did you just throw your phone at my window?
    nmq/n

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    "Let's watch a scary movie!"
    *2 hours later* "Dude. Walk me to the bathroom.

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Psh. Who needs
    matching socks anyways?

  10. xomeggie914 xomeggie914
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Dont you love it when
    your friends make plans right infront of you
    and you are
    not invited

  11. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    You is kind.
    You is smart.
    You is important.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Google turns 13 this year.
    That means it's a teenager and won't answer anything.

  13. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
    My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
    My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
    My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Maybe it's to much, maybe
    it's to little, but the thing is,
    I love you and nothing
    could
    be truer than what I feel for
    you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. katie55 katie55
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Love is....
    Love is patient.
    Love is kind.
    It does not envy.
    It does not boast.
    It is not rude.
    It is not self-seeking.
    It is not easily angered.
    It keeps no record of wrongs.
    Love Never Fails.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:21am UTC
    those days
    where you just know
    you're gonna cry when you get home.

  19. MusicLover05 MusicLover05
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:48am UTC
    i wish you were with me right now < 3

  20. alliecakess alliecakess
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    fun fact;
    the voice of minnie & mickie mouse
    were actually married in real life ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

:)

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