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OreoLover
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 4:29pm UTC

me: *stalking cushes facebook page*
me: *accidentally likes crush's status from 2 years ago*
me:
me:
me:
me: *deletes account*
me: *sets computer on fire*

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I have a friend who's half Indian.
Ian.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Due to increased brain activity, poeple with higher intelligence tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night.
Google facts

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC

*In English*
My crush: ~Cracks his nuckles~
Teacher: DON'T DO THAT! WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL HAVE HUGE KNUCKLES AND NO ONE WILL WANT TO DATE YOU!
Me: I would
Teacher: What
Crush: What
Obama: What
Queen: What
E.T: What
Everyone: What

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:10pm UTC

have you ever read something that killed you inside?
like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or found out something you were better off not knowing. it’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. it's horrible how one little thing can ruin your whole day.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 7:27pm UTC

So, here's a totally random thought.
If I was famous, I'd tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and I'd wait until I saw a person walking by themselves and I'd walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who, and when they turned around it would be me. They'd be all "Omg" and I'd say "No one will ever believe you." and I'd just sprint off into the moonlight.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 5:25pm UTC

have you ever
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH?
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hannah143
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 6:38pm UTC

I really wonder if
A boy has
E V E R
Had a sleepover.
And then invited:
ALL OF HIS FRIENDS.
Then before they all fell asleep,
He pulled out his yearbook.
Pointed to
My picture.
And quietly whispered...
THAT'S HER.
-all mine.

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Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 3:33pm UTC

There's a tornado outside.
& I'm like "omg, the wifi still works!".
♥♥♥

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Witty_Queenx08
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:11am UTC

"Stop bullying!"
- Said, the bully

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xobelievexo
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 9:57am UTC

I always wondered why somebody didn't do somehing about that, then I realized,
I am somebody.

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 9:24am UTC

Not trying to impress you or anything
but I just broke my personal record of number of days without dying.
-ifunny

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InnerMe
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:39pm UTC

♥ It's crazy how I like you,
but I barely even talk to you.
/nmf
Follow for a Follower

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Please keep all credit in the codes/parts of codes you'd like to use. [That includes keeping this little message thing here as well. c:] (c) Gilded
carpe diem
carpe
noctem
Seize the day,
seize the night.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 10:34pm UTC

The ammount of men I would marry without hesitation
is a little appalling.

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smoore01
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look mad
Everyone: You look sad
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What happened
Me: ITS MY FACE

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 10:25am UTC

i remember what
YOU WORE ON THE FIRST DAY YOU
CAME INTO MY LIFE & I THOUGHT
( hey, you know, this could be )
something.
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justmyself
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 2:35pm UTC

The sound of children
laughing makes me smile.
. . .
unless I'm home alone and my power goes o ut . . .

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Me: I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day.
Siri: I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one.
Me: No. I need a reservation for two.
Siri: Why? Is your mother in town?
getting owned by siri...

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