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Maddog98

1. Maddog98
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 7:15pm UTC
   I feel bad for whoever was in the Hunger Games and on their period....
   I don't recall pads and tampons being items in the Cornucopia...
   
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2. Maddog98
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   March 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   Comment for Peeta <3
   Favorite for Gale </3
   
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3. Maddog98
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   Joseph Kony.
   Stop him.
   Enough said.
   2012
   
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4. Maddog98
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   March 10, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   My mother accused me of losing my mind but I swore I was fine.
   
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5. Maddog98
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   March 1, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   Loving your bratz dolls as a kid, but looking back on them now and realizing they were total w.h.o.r.e.s.
   
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6. Maddog98
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   February 23, 2012 10:29pm UTC
   No matter who sings the song "I'm So Excited" I will always picture Hellen from Drake and Josh.
   
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7. Maddog98
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   Did you know?
   8% of people have an extra rib.
   (bet ya just felt your ribs)
   
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8. Maddog98
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   February 22, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   Did you know?
   The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes.
   
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9. Maddog98
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   February 21, 2012 12:33am UTC
   Did you know??
   No two corn flakes look the same
   
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10. Maddog98
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    February 21, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Did you know?
    An ostritch's eye is bigger than its brain
    
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11. Maddog98
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    February 21, 2012 12:28am UTC
    Did you know?
    Most lipsticks contain fish scales
    
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12. Maddog98
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    February 21, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Did you know?
    The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes
    
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13. Maddog98
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    February 21, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Did you know?
    Unless food is mixed with saliva you cannot taste it
    
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14. Maddog98
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    February 21, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Did you know?
    August has the highest percentage of births
    
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15. Maddog98
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    February 21, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Did you know?
    11% of people are left handed
    
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16. Maddog98
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:06am UTC
    You've got a smile that can light up this whole town :)
    I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down...
    
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17. Maddog98
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    February 19, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Guys and girls are like Chess and Checkers.
    We both play on the same board but we're playing two completely different games.
    
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18. Maddog98
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    February 18, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Live without [pretending]
    Love without [depending]
    Listen without [defending]
    Speak without [offending]
    {Drake}
    
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19. Maddog98
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    February 18, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    That painful moment..
    When your toothpaste is spicier than hot wings
    XD
    
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20. Maddog98
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 12:09am UTC
    10 things not to say to your boyfriend:
    1. Will you hold my purse?
    2. I'm pregnant... Just kidding!
    3. My last boyfriend was a little bigger...
    4. I betcha I coulf fart louder than you!
    5. Do you think these cold sores could be something serious?
    6. I've been thinking a lot about entering the convent.
    7. I tell my mom EVERYTHING!
    8. I bet I've been with more guys than you have girls.
    9. Stop hanging out with your friends and spend MORE time with me!
    10. Will you go to the store and get me some pads?
    
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