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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Awkwardly wandering around your house while talking on the phone..

  3. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Sometimes when I'm bored, I creep on random people that favorite my quotes.

  4. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Every Teenager Has Tried Fitting Their Butt
    In A Baby Swing. nmf

  5. softballgirl17 softballgirl17
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    if the music's too loud....
    your too old.

  6. softballgirl17 softballgirl17
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    THIS IS A TEST
    IF YOU CAN
    READ THIS
    ALL THE WAY
    DOWN TO HERE
    PLEASE,
    LIKE AND COMMENT ON MY QOUTE

  7. softballgirl17 softballgirl17
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:08am UTC
    ok people....
    so if you click that heart button down there that would be awesome! i am looking for like idk.... 100 likess
    then i shall follow you and you shall please follow me back.
    thank you thank you very much...

  8. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Dad: I think it's raining out
    me: hold on
    me: *touches boobs* yeah I think it is...
    Dad: o.0


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. softballgirl17 softballgirl17
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    KEEP CALM
    AND
    CARRY ON

  11. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Watching the Olympics just reminds
    of how much talent I don't have.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    that lamp.
    that stomps the "i" in pixar.
    I LOVE THAT LAMP.
    nmq

  13. bgsoccer03 bgsoccer03
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I would rather have a boyfriend who is a total dork and funny and sweet than a boyfriend who is really hot and a player and flirts with ever girl he sees.

  14. * * * * * * * *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    Sure(:
    When I first saw you when we were in 2nd grade, I thought you were the prettiest girl in the world. And I still do.
    K.
    How about you shove that K up your a/ss

  15. bieberxfever bieberxfever
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I don't care what gender you are.
    I'm calling you dude.

  16. Alfie* Alfie*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
    Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
    tumblr

  17. softballgirl17 softballgirl17
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    this is for kelsey_jakosh and maddiej101-
    " hey guys i bet i am going to get hit today"
    and i did!!!:)

  18. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    that awful moment
    when you see a cute shirt... but then realize it says something dumb on it.

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:53am UTC
    People Who Think They Are Ugly
    Ugly people
    Hot & sexy people

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    when I am dead and a ghost,
    I'll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there are ghosts?

:)

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